Mitt Romney found himself an empty news cycle this afternoon, so he finally announced his candidacy for president in a video carefully crafted to be more boring than President Obama's first campaign video.
Not "Belive in America also freedom of speech and smaller government where they have oversight and that's all a part of the maverick thing that is so full of spirit and energy with no holds barred protection from the LameStream Media"?
yeah well mitt you didn't really 'carry us thru' did you? didn't even make it to the final round defending 'merica's honor against the kenyan birther... left us to be defended by that old guy who crashed all those airplanes... left us to the tender mercies of the pitbull with crappy lipstick...
Poor Mittens! 2012 is the Year of the Crazies. He should be screaming about the 80 bazillion in deficits that will cause our great-grandchildren to self-abort.
If this <a href="http://wonkette.com/411667/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/411667/georgia-gov-candidate-...">http://wonkette.com/411667/... is real, then Gimme Mitt could be for real.
What exactly does unwashed dick taste like?
Not &quot;Belive in America also freedom of speech and smaller government where they have oversight and that&#039;s all a part of the maverick thing that is so full of spirit and energy with no holds barred protection from the LameStream Media&quot;?
<i>Mitt Romney Takes Slogan From Loser John Kerry, Logo From Toothpaste</i>
...and ideas from inside his own ass!
Some of those baby names sound a bit &#039;urban&#039; to me.
Did Trey Parker and Matt Stone write/preform this?
Omney-potent. RrrrOmney-Fresh!
yeah well mitt you didn&#039;t really &#039;carry us thru&#039; did you? didn&#039;t even make it to the final round defending &#039;merica&#039;s honor against the kenyan birther... left us to be defended by that old guy who crashed all those airplanes... left us to the tender mercies of the pitbull with crappy lipstick...
fuck you mitt. you&#039;ve failed us before.
you&#039;ll do so again.
See the birds Red, blue and purple If the sight don&#039;t drive ya mad The chirp&#039;ll.
Also, What color is a belch? Burple.
You&#039;ll wonder where the yellows (and blacks, and browns) went When you vote for Mitt for President!
also: &#039;q&#039; is awesome tonight.
Poor Mittens! 2012 is the Year of the Crazies. He should be screaming about the 80 bazillion in deficits that will cause our great-grandchildren to self-abort.
Romney: Catch the mildly febrile feeling!
Didn&#039;t Sarah Palin use the running thing in 2008?
OT: on CNN.com Trump says he&#039;s the Obama campaign&#039;s worst nightmare. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....ow, now I&#039;m sore.
Easy there, TrumpWench
I made it a whole minute into the video...is this a Poe? Surely it was not serious?