How excited are we, on a scale of 1-10, that Mitt Romney really and truly and honest-to-gosh is going to run for president again? Oh, let's say 47. We are excited to 47. There's plenty of chatter on the interwebs and from Anonymous Sources In The Know that yup, he's rallying the troops so he can be once, twice, THREE TIMES a loser. There are all the hint hints, the wink winks, the secret meetings, the rumors, the "I won't say no for sure" interviews, the blatantly obvious and in-no-way-subtle-at-all campaign the Romney team has been running pretty much since he got his ass kicked the last time. [contextly_sidebar id="Tl2SRZlqP2FPfHeXsx4ngTuWEfkwP7tH"]
I forget, what are these schmucks lining up for? Because if it's the "World's Most Punchable Face" contest, gotta tell ya, it'll go to the judges.
Someday the editor or editrix of the NY <i>Times</i>, assuming it still exists, will have the credit &quot;former Wonkette great&quot; in his or her bio.
I wonder if all the upgrades have made Mitt slower. I know my phone is way slower than it was in 2012. At what point does he start slurring his words and is forced to shut down the Feelings Engine and stop laughing, neither of which are strictly necessary. I mean, look how long it took him to decide to run for president this time.
also, too, vet all the help at his gazillion dollar fundraisers.
&quot;I LOVE WOMEN! *FLIRTY GIGGLE*&quot;
He&#039;s caught in an iterative loop.
I forget, what are these schmucks lining up for? Because if it&#039;s the &quot;World&#039;s Most Punchable Face&quot; contest, gotta tell ya, it&#039;ll go to the judges.
Then they added the Black Hole Generator without even upgrading any hardware! Ridiculous!
Sam Bareback will have to step up and run
Romney 2016: The Best that Money can BUY!
Why doesn&#039;t he just buy a small country and <strike>run</strike> ruin that?
It&#039;s like a King of the Ring match, only we want them all tossed over the top rope.
So Ann is a flip-flopper too?
Also, I think, &quot;Once, twice, three times a loser&quot; should be his campaign slogan!
We will all be one with the Borg . . . er, I mean, Mitt.
Sister Peggy Noonan, is that you?
Someday the editor of the New York Times, if it still exists, will have the credit \"former Wonkette great.\"
Someday the editor or editrix of the NY <i>Times</i>, assuming it still exists, will have the credit &quot;former Wonkette great&quot; in his or her bio.
TL:DR Paul Ryan - &quot;I lost last time, so no one will give me any money. Therefore, I am not running for President.&quot;
I wonder if all the upgrades have made Mitt slower. I know my phone is way slower than it was in 2012. At what point does he start slurring his words and is forced to shut down the Feelings Engine and stop laughing, neither of which are strictly necessary. I mean, look how long it took him to decide to run for president this time.