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artem1s's avatar

also, too, vet all the help at his gazillion dollar fundraisers.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"I LOVE WOMEN! *FLIRTY GIGGLE*"

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He's caught in an iterative loop.

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marxalot's avatar

I forget, what are these schmucks lining up for? Because if it's the "World's Most Punchable Face" contest, gotta tell ya, it'll go to the judges.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Then they added the Black Hole Generator without even upgrading any hardware! Ridiculous!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Sam Bareback will have to step up and run

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Romney 2016: The Best that Money can BUY!

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chascates's avatar

Why doesn't he just buy a small country and <strike>run</strike> ruin that?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's like a King of the Ring match, only we want them all tossed over the top rope.

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dslindc's avatar

So Ann is a flip-flopper too?

Also, I think, "Once, twice, three times a loser" should be his campaign slogan!

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dslindc's avatar

We will all be one with the Borg . . . er, I mean, Mitt.

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dslindc's avatar

Sister Peggy Noonan, is that you?

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Lot_49's avatar

Someday the editor of the New York Times, if it still exists, will have the credit \"former Wonkette great.\"

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Lot_49's avatar

Someday the editor or editrix of the NY <i>Times</i>, assuming it still exists, will have the credit "former Wonkette great" in his or her bio.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

TL:DR Paul Ryan - "I lost last time, so no one will give me any money. Therefore, I am not running for President."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I wonder if all the upgrades have made Mitt slower. I know my phone is way slower than it was in 2012. At what point does he start slurring his words and is forced to shut down the Feelings Engine and stop laughing, neither of which are strictly necessary. I mean, look how long it took him to decide to run for president this time.

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