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I live in NW New Mexico - and only an hour's drive from Utah, so the area is TEEMING with LDS. They seem alternately hostile or ridden with anxiety. Twitchiest group I've ever seen.

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I think you're being unfair.

He's a highly efficient burnished titanium murder drone with an all-excrement payload

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Mitt's screen keeps flashing "PC LOAD LETTER."

You all know what to do. With votes.

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"L'etat c'est nous."

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If you want to keep your kneecaps vote Sinn Fein.

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Details magazine recently featured an interview with singer Brandon Flowers who talked about what nice people Mormons are, but I'm just not feeling it.

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You know, I kinda secretly sorta hope that it does get that bad and worse so I'll finally have the opportunity to feast on the deliciously marbled flesh of well-fattened plutocrats. Chew thoroughly and slowly, victory and flavor must be savored.

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This is why you must marinate them in milk. The milk of victory.

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