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“We're a candidate now, and when we act, we create our own politifacts."

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Winner.

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Do you feed the fish?

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Hipster.

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Oh, I imagine he starts off his speeches with "My name is Mitt Romney"*, so there's some truth every speech.**

* because otherwise the crowd might forget

** as far as we know.

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TruckCinderz

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How awesome would that be if he fucking just goes divides-by-zero nutzoid and actually shows up to the debates in a Luchador mask?

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if i were to ask mitt romney this question, what would he say?

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yeah and barack 'long game' obama is telling everyone he's a crappy debater.

now we haven't seen him debate in a while but my memory is he was quite good. he's also been fielding press (and public gatherings and congress and white house staff and europe and bibi and fucking baggers and and and...) for four years.

finally, these aren't actual debates.

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I have been using this phrase with friends about mittens, and they look at me funny. They're like, why would he step on his own dick? Exactly.

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that's the future of democracy isn't it?

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man repubs really do have a projection / transference thing don't they? they've spent the last four years hurling all of the criticisms bush received at obama. in most cases nonsensically. now ROMNEY's going after bamz for lying!?!? this is their plan?

there are plenty of ways to attack the dems and plenty of weaknesses (hell, just staying on the economy would be better).

i say AGAIN: who is running this campaign? clearly i was wrong about squirrels. they would be more focused.

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whining and awkward and then he has that HIDEOUS laugh to smooth things over.

ick. i can't wait for all this to be over.

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Please bring up Birf Certificate Mitt. That will go over so well with the electorate.

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Adding up Mittens numbers - Mostly false, false or pants on fire 46% Half true 48% That just leaves 6% for mostly true or true. And then he calls Barry a liar.

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exploding toilets!

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