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Vienna Woods's avatar

Please proceed, Governor.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

There's all those sons...

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artem1s's avatar

and a cane! oh wait, that's Mr. Peanut.

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artem1s's avatar

coo coo ca choo

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artem1s's avatar

OK, now I'm not so pissed about the U2 thing

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artem1s's avatar

well, he bought all those options for jokes and smiling and even got the binders on how to talk to wimmenz for the Mrs. What good did they do him? The stripped down model will be so much easier to manage!

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artem1s's avatar

RMoney/Santorum or GTFO

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artem1s's avatar

I'm thinking an actual Kenyan Muslim socialist usurper could probably wipe the floor with him.

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that's gonna be the center square on every debate bingo card

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

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Looks like RomneyBot 3.0 got an upgrade!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So ... he's got a chance, then. Of winning the nomination. Will make for a fun summer/fall. Who will unskew the polls this time?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Thomas Jefferson?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I was always the button, the game piece that replaced whatever one we lost. On a few occasions the lead sinker, until we lost that one too.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

After this next try we won't have Mitt Romney to kick around anymore?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Baaaah... Baaaah...</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That Mormon-Scientology syncretic religion is catching on!

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