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Please proceed, Governor.

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There's all those sons...

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and a cane! oh wait, that's Mr. Peanut.

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coo coo ca choo

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OK, now I'm not so pissed about the U2 thing

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well, he bought all those options for jokes and smiling and even got the binders on how to talk to wimmenz for the Mrs. What good did they do him? The stripped down model will be so much easier to manage!

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RMoney/Santorum or GTFO

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I'm thinking an actual Kenyan Muslim socialist usurper could probably wipe the floor with him.

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that's gonna be the center square on every debate bingo card

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Looks like RomneyBot 3.0 got an upgrade!

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So ... he's got a chance, then. Of winning the nomination. Will make for a fun summer/fall. Who will unskew the polls this time?

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Thomas Jefferson?

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I was always the button, the game piece that replaced whatever one we lost. On a few occasions the lead sinker, until we lost that one too.

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After this next try we won't have Mitt Romney to kick around anymore?

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<i>Baaaah... Baaaah...</i>

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That Mormon-Scientology syncretic religion is catching on!

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