OH HEY, MITTENS. There he is, our weird stale friend Mitt Romney, hanging out in an empty field in front of an old, abandoned factory building. Is that the safest thing for a rich old white guy? No, but that is his campaign strategy! After cruising around
While your all enjoying your Hobo beans, I've landed my Gulfstream in Costa Rica. The monkeys slinging shit at each other are exciting. But they are not as exciting as my flight maid Svetlana making me Caviar Helper and demonstrating to me the power of her kegel muscles.
I myself would shorten the title to read "A pepparoni pizza in every pot." Herman Cain/Michelle Bachmann for El Jefe/Junior El Jefe of America.
I'm sorry to cut this conversation short but Svetlana is wearing her sling bikini and I have 800 pounds of consumer fireworks to display to the natives. Plus, I gotta find 5000 pounds of fuel for this Gulfstream. Oh yes, I'll just ask for carbon credits - thanks Joe Lieberman,
God Bless America
Fartknocker, and I need a tax break because I only made $4 million last year and that Gulfstream is not cheap.
By <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc" target="_blank">that logic</a>, the economy should have been terrible from 1955-1995.
Did you say...<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/f\/f6\/Willard_1971.jpg" target="_blank">&quot;Willard&quot;</a>?
Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, or Matt Damon: it&#039;s wrong.
Jon Voight, Stephen Baldwin, or Bruce Willis: perfectly acceptable.
Because you know, celebrities shouldn&#039;t be shoving their views down real Americans&#039; throats.
While your all enjoying your Hobo beans, I&#039;ve landed my Gulfstream in Costa Rica. The monkeys slinging shit at each other are exciting. But they are not as exciting as my flight maid Svetlana making me Caviar Helper and demonstrating to me the power of her kegel muscles.
Meanwhile working class people, I see one Presidential Candidate is writing a book: <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20075214-5...">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301...
I myself would shorten the title to read &quot;A pepparoni pizza in every pot.&quot; Herman Cain/Michelle Bachmann for El Jefe/Junior El Jefe of America.
I&#039;m sorry to cut this conversation short but Svetlana is wearing her sling bikini and I have 800 pounds of consumer fireworks to display to the natives. Plus, I gotta find 5000 pounds of fuel for this Gulfstream. Oh yes, I&#039;ll just ask for carbon credits - thanks Joe Lieberman,
God Bless America
Fartknocker, and I need a tax break because I only made $4 million last year and that Gulfstream is not cheap.
By <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc" target="_blank">that logic</a>, the economy should have been terrible from 1955-1995.
Did you say...<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/f\/f6\/Willard_1971.jpg" target="_blank">&quot;Willard&quot;</a>?
Allentown? I thought that place went down the shitter when Billy Joel released that song.
shorter mittens: LOOK AT ME.
(please).
mittnz iz doin it wrong.
When I used to hang around old buildings in empty fields it was to smoke pot and make out with guys. Is there something Mitt is not telling us?
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!