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Chris Grrr's avatar

Tax-<b>evader.</b>

Chris Grrr's avatar

I loved this monologue when Robert Preston did it in that snazzy striped blazer.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Chris Grrr's avatar

By keeping the rubes all a-froth over the taxes, there's less attention paid to Rmoney's pathological robo-lying.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

In 2011, a single person making 45,000 would pay 16.4%, and Millions Mittens pays 13%. God our tax code is fucked up.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I took it from my wife's "Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit" Daily Calendar.

Here's another great one: "If you're planning on buying a rainbow, don't pay cash."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

" I've paid almost the same <strike>rate of</strike> taxes that someone that makes 1/100 of my income pays,"

FIFY

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mail them to the Romney campaign. No, wait -- mail them to one of the Koch Bros. 501(c) superPACs, and you can deduct them.

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And the fact that his church would come after him with pitchforks or excommunication if he DIDN'T pay that 10%? Not important, right, Mitt?

TundraGrifter's avatar

CB:

A few issues ago Bloomburg BusinessWeek had a long piece about the Mormon Church, Inc.

It shouldn't be collecting "charitable donations." It should be paying its members dividends.

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Both Mr. and Mrs. (r)Money have repeatedly said they don't want to release anything other than two years' Federal income tax returns, because to do so will just give the Democrats "more ammunition."

That is just flat out saying "We have something to hide."

Fartknocker's avatar

Wow, but I am not surprised.

TundraGrifter's avatar

[(Far right wing political movement) - (birthday or other celebration)] & [(Hawaiian canoe - exposed gay person)]

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"And if you add in the money that goes to dancing horses and car elevators and yachts and jet-skis and mansions and stuff then I've paid almost the same rate of taxes that someone that makes 1/100 of my income pays, so I'm pretty much the greatest person ever!"

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You need some golden plates to see that last part though...