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May "something dramatic" be to 2012 what "maverick" was to 2008.

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CALIGULA LIBEL!

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I have a dramatic plan too, but it involves voting for the other guy.

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They all came from Planet Kobol, so yeah.

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It sure is! Tundra Barbie on hooker heels!

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Yessss. He's so proficient at it that the impact is lost.

Then again, he is proficient at something, so we got that going for us, which is nice.

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It's Hard Out There For A Pomp.

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Lots of magicians use "magic" to make things disappear. Therefore, you see, his magic underwear is just working as it should.

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No way! Mitt's OS can't run Photoshop.

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Look if Arpaio can still more or less legitimately raise the question about Obama's birth certificate, can't everyone more or less legitimately say this is an accurate portrayal of Mitt's dingus region?

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Crotch? Hell, his "dramatic something" also seem to be missing a few bits as well.

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To emphasize just how much he will NOT be like his Dad, who released his tax returns?

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i think the difference here is that jammakin didn't have a plan. i think romney actually has a plan. he just doesn't dare tell the american public what it is.

(this is not snark, sorry).

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yup that's exactly what i was suggesting (in my snarkless way). i think they're gunning for the big entitlement programs - and dare not say it out loud.

and npr of course.

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I'm reminded of Sir Humphrey discussing politicians logic, in an episode of 'Yes, Prime Minister'. "We must do something. This is something, therefore we must do this".

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I plan to help him in that regard.

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