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I thought the David Koresh style was limited to godforsaken desert tracts, not high-rent districts like the San Diego coastline. How far into President Romney's term will we be when construction of the White House Compound begins?

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i'm so very sorry.

my brother has been in nd out of hospital all year and I too read wonkette for relief.

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stop fucking reproducing.

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this is going to keep me smiling all day.

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Edit: My nephew.

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It would be a shame if he moves to the White House and all that remodeling gets wasted.

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I could totally embrace the concept of hibernation.

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Who let the borzois out?

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So I went outside to give a shoutout, but my neighbor told me to shut the fuck up, and I told him to shut his filthy teabag mouth. He fired a few rounds of constitutionally protected bullets at me so I had his nephew hack his computer with kiddie porn. We are now watching the police lead him away in handcuffs.

I'd say today is going to be a good day.

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Wow...that place is close to the water. I'd hate to see a huge wave come on shore, if you know what I mean.

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Seriously. I sell home insurance in New England and a 3900 sqft home usually has an assload of bedrooms. Maybe Mitt and the missus need a big bedroom for all of their "exercise equipment".

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A nice neutering seems like a better solution.

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And I was super excited to upgrade to a 1br with den this spring. I could stand to spread out, for freedumb, too...perhaps I really should look into starting a PAC or something.

Also, too, a 3009 sq ft two bedroom?

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Haven't they heard of birth control?

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Ugh, ret@rded is still taboo?

Ok, Mittens, so you're rich. Good for you. How you can lie through your teeth that you're a man of the people, however, disturbs me just a tad. That, or you're fucking ret@rded. Lying and idiocy: neither appeals to me, buddy.

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