Space cult robot with stiff gears Mr. Mitt Romney and his family are crammed inside his $12 million hovel in San Diego like the toes bursting out of a ragged pair of hobo socks, so Mittens will be forced to quadruplethe shit out of his waterfront mansion in La Jolla just as soon as he can get the permits. Disgustingly enormous luxury homes are people, too! Having only 3,009 square feet is like a mugging on Christmas, which Mittens says is an
I thought the David Koresh style was limited to godforsaken desert tracts, not high-rent districts like the San Diego coastline. How far into President Romney's term will we be when construction of the White House Compound begins?
So I went outside to give a shoutout, but my neighbor told me to shut the fuck up, and I told him to shut his filthy teabag mouth. He fired a few rounds of constitutionally protected bullets at me so I had his nephew hack his computer with kiddie porn. We are now watching the police lead him away in handcuffs.
Seriously. I sell home insurance in New England and a 3900 sqft home usually has an assload of bedrooms. Maybe Mitt and the missus need a big bedroom for all of their "exercise equipment".
And I was super excited to upgrade to a 1br with den this spring. I could stand to spread out, for freedumb, too...perhaps I really should look into starting a PAC or something.
Ok, Mittens, so you're rich. Good for you. How you can lie through your teeth that you're a man of the people, however, disturbs me just a tad. That, or you're fucking ret@rded. Lying and idiocy: neither appeals to me, buddy.
I thought the David Koresh style was limited to godforsaken desert tracts, not high-rent districts like the San Diego coastline. How far into President Romney's term will we be when construction of the White House Compound begins?
i'm so very sorry.
my brother has been in nd out of hospital all year and I too read wonkette for relief.
stop fucking reproducing.
this is going to keep me smiling all day.
Edit: My nephew.
It would be a shame if he moves to the White House and all that remodeling gets wasted.
I could totally embrace the concept of hibernation.
Who let the borzois out?
So I went outside to give a shoutout, but my neighbor told me to shut the fuck up, and I told him to shut his filthy teabag mouth. He fired a few rounds of constitutionally protected bullets at me so I had his nephew hack his computer with kiddie porn. We are now watching the police lead him away in handcuffs.
I'd say today is going to be a good day.
Wow...that place is close to the water. I'd hate to see a huge wave come on shore, if you know what I mean.
Seriously. I sell home insurance in New England and a 3900 sqft home usually has an assload of bedrooms. Maybe Mitt and the missus need a big bedroom for all of their "exercise equipment".
A nice neutering seems like a better solution.
And I was super excited to upgrade to a 1br with den this spring. I could stand to spread out, for freedumb, too...perhaps I really should look into starting a PAC or something.
Also, too, a 3009 sq ft two bedroom?
Haven't they heard of birth control?
Ugh, ret@rded is still taboo?
Ok, Mittens, so you're rich. Good for you. How you can lie through your teeth that you're a man of the people, however, disturbs me just a tad. That, or you're fucking ret@rded. Lying and idiocy: neither appeals to me, buddy.