2014 was the planet's hottest year since our species learned how to transcribe temperatures onto paper. While much of the globe wilted like Rick Perry under stage lights (hey-o!), our Congress ho-hummed as Republicans continued to dismiss "science" as mere propaganda from nefarious, agenda-driven "scientists" all over the globe. And there's someone who's
I'm assuming this is his lead up to why Keystone will make the US energy independent and his first SOTU speech announcing he's going to fund clean coal institutes at all the state universities, right?
A good leader knows that he can’t understand everything so he hires competent trustworthy people to explain and summarize the complicated stuff. I would volunteer for this job but I’m afraid I would just stand there shaking my head and flipping Mitt off.
"Hello, tech support? Yeah, I installed the software patch just like you said but now my Mittbot 3.0's sound card is emitting odd words that sound halfway liberal. How do I do a restore?"
I'm assuming this is his lead up to why Keystone will make the US energy independent and his first SOTU speech announcing he's going to fund clean coal institutes at all the state universities, right?
I think Mitt is the one to determine that, my friend.
Science, Mittens, is what makes your car elevator go up and down regardless what you think it should be doing.
<i>While much of the globe wilted like Rick Perry under stage lights (hey-o!),</i>
...the land as dry as Marco Rubio&#039;s parched lips....
A good leader knows that he can&rsquo;t understand everything so he hires competent trustworthy people to explain and summarize the complicated stuff. I would volunteer for this job but I&rsquo;m afraid I would just stand there shaking my head and flipping Mitt off.
If you check the release notes on MittOS 3.03b, I think this new feature was part of the pandering updates.
Well, shit me blind. If he next changes his name to Elizabeth Warren, he/she might just get my vote.
Apostate!
&quot;Hello, tech support? Yeah, I installed the software patch just like you said but now my Mittbot 3.0&#039;s sound card is emitting odd words that sound halfway liberal. How do I do a restore?&quot;