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102415's avatar

They do love to visit all of us here! It's nice to be noticed. Everyday they are learning something new here. Soon they will be just like us but without a sense of humor. So far they love power tools and fetuses and their grand kids will join the military as soon as Obama leaves the Presidency. Why they will want to leave their lawn maintenance consultancy has not been explained. Still, good news in Real America.

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102415's avatar

Hahaha. Page view.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Maybe George Romney was brainwashed into banging Oprah's mom?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

We all know what Mittens does with half sisters. Did he keep her strapped to the roof of the car all the way to Massachusetts?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Has anyone seen Mittens dance? Just wonderin'.

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fuflans's avatar

underwear of GTFO

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chascates's avatar

Today Oprah is everyone's half-sister.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But Barbara... he's WHITE! Really, really, really white.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Please. That airhead probably doesn't know how to vote. No wonder she became a female black Republican: it was the only chance she had for a career. All I ever hear when she talks is stupid, tendentious nonsense.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Which half?

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