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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

WHY DIDN'T BARACK OBAMA DO MORE IN LABIA

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe the funds were vacationing in the Caymans and got mixed up with Mitt's luggage.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Offaly true.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Come on now, that's mean. Facts like that are just going to interfere with righties autoerotic activities.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Katrina emergency funds, eh? You can see why they went unspent.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"The worst thing about Romney is we never know what the worst thing is."

(Totally stolen from Esquire.com commenter Barry Friedman.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Bipartisan" my flaming ass. In Mass., the fucker vetoed just about every single piece of legislation put on his desk, and the Dems in the legislature overrode him every time. We're talking hundreds of bills and hundreds of vetos. As a governor he was utterly useless, and whatever was accomplished during his term was accomplished in spite of his veto.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He probably intended to hand it to some 47%-er, to feed to his family. Mitt's GOP handlers cut the taping short before that could happen.

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ValiumNation's avatar

To cleanse the palate then; Ann Romney - anal bleaching

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PubOption's avatar

And you will never have the money to do it by yourself.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You know those things that protect you from floods?

You didn't build that.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You vote him in. He fucks you and it doesn't feel good. Then you consider voting him in some more. I've written it a thousand times on these here wonkette walls. Po' white trash be gettin' all they deserve. Maybe some day they'll learn. "What's the matter with Kansas", etc & etc......

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mr. Manager knows there's always money in the banana stand.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I love Charlie Pierce:

<blockquote>There's a reason why he's going to lose this state by more than 20 points. The only thing about him that you can depend on is that there's never any room in the lifeboat for The Help.</blockquote>

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Mitt Romney’s Guide To Flood Management</i>

The water goes in, the water goes out. Who can explain it?

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chascates's avatar

Just move to a different home, like Romney did.

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