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Dorsey libel!

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Apparently also BBC newsreaders. Also too, whoever wrote wikipedia's page for <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wikipedia:IPA_for_Polish" target="_blank">IPA for Polish</a>. (Actually, the BBC newsreaders went a little overboard and turned that W into a "b" sound instead of a "v", if I recall my late 80s newscasts correctly)

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If the Catholics make JP II a saint, will that put him off limits to the Mormons?

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Colloquialisms often don't make sense. For example, when things went wrong my Uncle Dester used to say “The cat's in the applesuace again!”. Uncle Dester was kind of slow.

The 3 pecker Billy Goat is not a common phrase but you can google it. The insinuation is that the more penises (peckers) one has the hornier (hotter) one gets.

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He's also quoting a Federal budget line as a percentage GDP, not of, say, total Federal expenditures, and excluding state-level Guard expenditures. Then he compounds the deceit by comparing it against total healthcare expenditures, only about half of which are government expenditures, but that half does include state-level Medicaid, S-CHIP and other expenditures so still wouldn't be apples-to-apples.

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Unforced errors are his specialty.

Actually, no, they're more of a minor. His major is of course blatant lies.

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Wałęsa, apparently. I never knew where that 'n' sound came from, either.

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In England, that's an Irish joke, made "funnier" by the actual existence (during my childhood) of actual Irish terrorists, very few of whom had burnt lips.

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Dorset libel!

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Jeez, who elected him president?

Seriously, Mitt needs to shut up. The situation in the Middle East is hotter than a three pecker billy goat and we don’t need some self-elected pseudo-diplomat in training to screw things up worse

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Did he figure out which is the lox and which is the bagels?

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And the preemption of final status talks (didn't he whine loudly about that when Obama <em>didn't</em> do it but Mitt said he did?) doesn't even get a mention...

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Remarkably enough, at least the last two things exist.

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Is this one of those rhetorical questions?

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Well, Israel's occupation of the Palestinian territories <em>has</em> become ingrained into their culture.

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It warms my heart to see any foreign official refer to Rmoney as "this man".

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