Animal people listen up! Mitt Romney's son Craig, of shirtless fame, kept a lil' fish in his water bottle during his 2009 cross-country trip, just like they strapped that dog on the roof. But is itreally"just like" that? No one cares about a fucking fish.
â«If I could put things in a bottle... The first thing that I'd like to do Is squeeze in a fish With a pop and a swish And maybe squeeze dad's dog in there tooâ«
If Craig made a list of the douchebag things he and his father did, how long would it be?
Hey, that fish had <i>diarrhea</i>. They had to put it on the outside of the truck.
â«If I could put things in a bottle... The first thing that I&#039;d like to do Is squeeze in a fish With a pop and a swish And maybe squeeze dad&#039;s dog in there tooâ«