Mitt Romney's Top Aides Will Save Earth From SPECTRE & Klingons
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With $300 million dollars, you'd think Mitt Romney could hire good help -- but he only hires people he meets at Star Trek conventions. The "Battlefield Earth" fanatic and dog torturer has a top aide named Will Ritter who already made news by being part of that bizarre fake-police group that protects Mitt from the Body Thetans from the spaceship honeycombs. And now Will Ritter's in the news again, and again it's because he's crazy.
Mitt Romney's Top Aides Will Save Earth From SPECTRE & Klingons
Mitt Romney's Top Aides Will Save Earth From…
Mitt Romney's Top Aides Will Save Earth From SPECTRE & Klingons
With $300 million dollars, you'd think Mitt Romney could hire good help -- but he only hires people he meets at Star Trek conventions. The "Battlefield Earth" fanatic and dog torturer has a top aide named Will Ritter who already made news by being part of that bizarre fake-police group that protects Mitt from the Body Thetans from the spaceship honeycombs. And now Will Ritter's in the news again, and again it's because he's crazy.