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Amy!'s avatar

Stay in, alive.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

Once we're through this and don't have to observe social distancing rules.

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Leftflank's avatar

I think they are all Trumph but just using different masks and costumes. 'The One' really is the one.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Never before in my long life have I heard functionaries bathe their leader in praise during a routine statement, every statement. It make me vomit. I served 30 effing years to prevent a North Korea like country and yet, here we are. It almost kills me. It won't take long for the virus to finish me off.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

I can't see Mnuchin and not hear Robert Shaw: "The thing about a shark, chiefy, is his eyes...they're like doll's eyes..."

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lurch394's avatar

Or making him clean it.

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whateverforeverandever's avatar

I still can't get through to the servers at MI's unemployment processing to fule my claim.

No wonder. There have been nearly 100,000 residents who've filed since Monday.

MONDAY.

I'll set my alarm for 2 AM tomorrow.

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whateverforeverandever's avatar

Defenestration is a good look for him.

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CC Vet's avatar

At least the FBI is watching the bombers that are trying to get to the hospitals to blow them up - good to see that they got one taken down yesterday

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

The federal government ran the same exercise as Cuomo during Trumps transition. The recommendation for ventilators was even higher. So dumb argument by dumb people. But we already knew that.

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RLL's avatar

More like Boris and Natasha.

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brandodell's avatar

At the end of the day, people are going to blame the disaster on the president far more than a governor--the buck stops at the top. It's why we don't hear people talk about Katharine Blanco's Hurricane Katrina, instead it's Bush's Katrina (and Republicans did try to blame Blanco, and Nagin, for all the fuckups--but people reasonably expect the president to be the backstop).

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Trump, Mnuchin, & Ross can all go fuck themselves with the sharpest of sticks.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Here. Go nuts, sign makers. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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