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Maybe OJ can help Mo write a book.

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Or sell him a white bronco

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we guess bumpkins born in a creekbed down in a holler somewhere outside Grundlebiscuit, Georgia, can't really be expected to know much we guess bumpkins born in a creekbed down in a holler somewhere outside Grundlebiscuit, Georgia, can't really be expected to know much about what Rolling Stone is or is not historically known for writing about anything.

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If I had a nickel for every time I mistakenly wore a Kevlar vest under my suit, I wouldn't have any nickels.

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MTG should have stuck with crossfit and having a caveman's brow.

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If Democrats had done Jan 6, or even looked like they did it in the most tenuous of ways the GQP would be calling for them to be locked up.

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"I'm not into golden showers"

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They'd have already been sent to Gitmo.

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It would be the Kristallnacht the GQP needed to start their final solution.

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Mo watched "A Few Good Men" and loved the part where Col Jessup (Jack Nicholson) is basically chomping at the bit to tell Maverick Lawyer Cruise that he ordered the code red on Joe Biden because he thinks he's so fucking clever. Problem is that Mo doesn't get that Jessup wasn't being clever, he was just being an egotistical fuck who wanted to shove his brass balls in Maverick's face and daring him to cuff him. In the end that is what happened.

Mo's ego is about to cash a cheque his traitor ass can't cover.

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He didn't even say the goddamn saying right!

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Come on. MTG ain’t creekbed birthright material. She’s runoff at best.

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Mo Brooks, sittin' on a bale of hay.He ain't real bright but he shore can plot.

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Please don't even speak that into existence

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