Tinley Park IL – Tinley Park is a small community that has a way of making anyone who visits feel right at home. It’s a place that allows people to know one another, shake hands with an old friend while walking down the main road and gather nightly at local restaurants sporting a ‘come one, come all’ vibe. Sometimes in towns like Tinley, feathers can get ruffled and little spats occur as they do in any family setting. This is a place where one can vent frustrations without fear of losing out on friendship. These modest folks don’t make it a point to cause any trouble. They just want to finish their day’s work, go to a local eatery, beat people with clubs, have their dinner and go home to fall to sleep in front of the TV.
You, Sir, have skewered the true heart of the problem!
Where's my free sammich? Sumbuddy said free sammich, dammit; and I want mine! And there's mustard, right, cause I want mustard on it ...
(After reading your comment I nearly fell out of my chair LOLing for multiple minutes - the other guys in our IT cave were looking at each other as if wondering who was going to have to provide CPR.)
Down at the Chatterbox Cafe, Carl Janke sent back his meatloaf platter because it was "a little pink in the middle." Then he waved around his Glock with the extra-capacity clip and shouted something about mixing the races. Old Mrs. Johanssen, who's a little hard of hearing, thought he said "Nixon is racist," and hauled off and whacked him in the jaw with her cane. Carl decided to eat the meatloaf after all rather than try to explain himself to Mrs. Johanssen.
So I picture this average middle-America store-front type restaurant. Everybody’s “mindin their own bidniz” and somewhere in there are a group of painfully white persons having pulled some unused chairs from other tables around a too-small formica topped oval table. So in marches this small band of “masked” young men, who then proceed to beat down said painfully white persons.
I just have so many questions. Did the masked men yell “KKK motherfuckers” prior to said beat-down? How did the local law enforcement cotton on to who the beat-downers were? What did the other patrons in the place do – sit there in stunned awe? Did the masked men just run out the door when they were done and run to their car (which everyone in town recognized)? Did the alleged perpetrators of the beat-down just up an surrender when law officers came to arrest them? Are they in jail or out on bond now? What is the mood of the town once it was known that the recipients of said beat-down were at the very least partaking of child pornography, if not also white supremacists?
Theatre of the absurd. Or perhaps just Tuesday in Murika. Whatchya think?
You, Sir, have skewered the true heart of the problem!
Where's my free sammich? Sumbuddy said free sammich, dammit; and I want mine! And there's mustard, right, cause I want mustard on it ...
(After reading your comment I nearly fell out of my chair LOLing for multiple minutes - the other guys in our IT cave were looking at each other as if wondering who was going to have to provide CPR.)
Down at the Chatterbox Cafe, Carl Janke sent back his meatloaf platter because it was "a little pink in the middle." Then he waved around his Glock with the extra-capacity clip and shouted something about mixing the races. Old Mrs. Johanssen, who's a little hard of hearing, thought he said "Nixon is racist," and hauled off and whacked him in the jaw with her cane. Carl decided to eat the meatloaf after all rather than try to explain himself to Mrs. Johanssen.
As much as I enjoy reading about nazi skinheads getting the snot beaten out of them, this isn't going to help.
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They were just holding a fundraiser for Zimmerman. Sheesh, what does a racist have to do?
I came for the cannoli, but I stayed for the beating!
So I picture this average middle-America store-front type restaurant. Everybody’s “mindin their own bidniz” and somewhere in there are a group of painfully white persons having pulled some unused chairs from other tables around a too-small formica topped oval table. So in marches this small band of “masked” young men, who then proceed to beat down said painfully white persons.
I just have so many questions. Did the masked men yell “KKK motherfuckers” prior to said beat-down? How did the local law enforcement cotton on to who the beat-downers were? What did the other patrons in the place do – sit there in stunned awe? Did the masked men just run out the door when they were done and run to their car (which everyone in town recognized)? Did the alleged perpetrators of the beat-down just up an surrender when law officers came to arrest them? Are they in jail or out on bond now? What is the mood of the town once it was known that the recipients of said beat-down were at the very least partaking of child pornography, if not also white supremacists?
Theatre of the absurd. Or perhaps just Tuesday in Murika. Whatchya think?
They're proud to be Okies from Skokie?
Well, it's not like those anti-racists put a plastic bag of dog poop in a neighbor's mailbox.