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I thought it was 4 gallons. Maybe I misread.

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Just like Rob Ford!

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Unwashed programmers?! Now I've seen everything.

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12 years? No one can say you didn't try. My longest stint was 1 year. Anemia blows.

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I do like his music but he seems like he's an insufferable douche.

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Reminds me of a friend and his 3 yr old kid. He was a big dinosaur fan, natch. One day he tells me, "Let's play dinosaur!" Great - I had a picture of him biting chunks out of my leg. So I had what seemed like a good idea. "Okay, but we'll play herbivore." "What's that?" "An animal that only eats plants."

So sure enough, he runs over to the rubber plants, tears them out of the pots and starts gnawing on them. "Rowr! Rowr!!" It took forever to pick up all the dirt and rubber bits and put them back.

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Back up the truck a mo. Moby's a Scientologist?

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Doubles as birth control, because goodness knows you won't want ANYONE near your bits after you've had a nice sandpaper scrub.

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Super common outside the U.S. Much less so within it.

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See what happens when these people forget to put on their tinfoil hats?

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Going down: vagatarian (unless going down on a fella, then fella-tio)

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Some of us prefer to shower with "beef" - grr-OWL - but that's a whole different topic...

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Smile if you went to the US festival ;)

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This really comes down to skip oral sex for beef, doesn't it? I like a good burger but jeez! The answer is TURKEY BURGERS! Your neighbors will benefit and your loved one will appreciate it too.

So I say: kill a turkey and for God's sake, wash your crotch.

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I will give up my showers when you pry my shower head from my cold dead hands.

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