The unknown mayor of Peoria, Illinois, has gotten the memo: Abusing power is super awesome, so everyone should totes start doing it, RIGHT NOW. Mayor Jim Ardis, whom no one outside of Peoria has ever heard of, would like everyone to know that he REALLY can’t take a joke
<i>...and Dinsdale&#039;s there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called &#039;Settingsgaard&#039;, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets...</i>
Well, at least the Library of Congress has it (all of Twatter) archived. Thank God.
<i>...and Dinsdale&#039;s there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called &#039;Settingsgaard&#039;, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets...</i>
Hmm...so that&#039;s how it started.
He should try <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Living-They-still-love-Altoona\/dp\/0399116362" target="_blank">Altoona</a>.
Just what this country needs. Another wingnut with less emotional control than a bipolar 4 year old.
<i>we are now all chilled to the bone, waiting for Mayor Jim and Police Chief Steve to show up at our door with a battering ram.</i>
Oh my. You may never (willingly) be able to visit Peoria, but you&#039;re probably not missing much.
Wow, Hizzoner will love #myNYPD
Peoria apparently is so free of crime that the police have time to dedicate to this. What&#039;s their secret?
Mayor Ardis,
I am disgusted by the attempts to portray you as a drug-addled sex trafficker. You are the most honorable and forthright public servant there is.
P.S. If you need more blow, I&#039;ll be at our regular spot at 9:00. The hookers are my treat.
Carrie White ?