Oh man we cannot even begin to thank perennial fan favorite Adam Kokesh for all the material he's given us of late. He's like a perpetual motion machine of dumb. He's the cold fusion of derp. He seems to have an unending source of stupid from which he can draw eternally, and it will simply replenish itself. What post-inspiring gift is Kokesh giving us today? Why,
I'd take that bet, based on the fact that he won't be old enough in 2016, but then I remembered "GOP polls", so I'll pass.
Well that takes me out of the picture. Damn.
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Dok is implanting these ponies in my mind.
I didn&#039;t ingest all of them, Katie.
(Sorry, I couldn&#039;t resist.)
He could quit halfway through and still have 20% to spare.
&#039;&#039;polished turd&quot;
Wonkville thataway ------&gt;
or Braulio Castillo
She woke up and took me by the hand We made love in my Chevy van And that&#039;s all right with me
(that song encapsulates everything wrong with the seventies)
Said every teabagger ever.
I&#039;d take that bet, based on the fact that he won&#039;t be old enough in 2016, but then I remembered &quot;GOP polls&quot;, so I&#039;ll pass.
Maybe Nice Time: The recent explosion of racism on facebook has helped me cull 12 people from my friends list.
I mean, it&#039;s always nice when I can cut losers out of my life...
That the military is actually part of government is a new development in wingnuttia.
/FFS?
Wow. That is just too WTF-ey for words...
BTW, thanks for the Twitter follow, but I really only tweet slightly more polished versions of stuff I say here...
And you know what they say about polished turds...
Yeah, Tammy lost both her legs, but she didn&#039;t <em>whine</em> about it.
It seems that that being a Whiny Bitch adds 69% to your disability rating.
Which is how he saves America?!!?
I think he is being inspired by Egypt&rsquo;s form of government.