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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well that takes me out of the picture. Damn.

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PubOption's avatar

Pinkie Pie did that first <a href="https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloud..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net/assets/37234...">https://d44ytnim3cfy5.cloud...

Dok is implanting these ponies in my mind.

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PubOption's avatar

I didn't ingest all of them, Katie.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He could quit halfway through and still have 20% to spare.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

''polished turd"

Wonkville thataway ------>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Braulio Castillo

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

She woke up and took me by the hand We made love in my Chevy van And that's all right with me

(that song encapsulates everything wrong with the seventies)

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bobbert's avatar

Said every teabagger ever.

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bobbert's avatar

I'd take that bet, based on the fact that he won't be old enough in 2016, but then I remembered "GOP polls", so I'll pass.

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Shypixel's avatar

Maybe Nice Time: The recent explosion of racism on facebook has helped me cull 12 people from my friends list.

I mean, it's always nice when I can cut losers out of my life...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

That the military is actually part of government is a new development in wingnuttia.

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Shypixel's avatar

/FFS?

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Shypixel's avatar

Wow. That is just too WTF-ey for words...

BTW, thanks for the Twitter follow, but I really only tweet slightly more polished versions of stuff I say here...

And you know what they say about polished turds...

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Shypixel's avatar

Yeah, Tammy lost both her legs, but she didn't <em>whine</em> about it.

It seems that that being a Whiny Bitch adds 69% to your disability rating.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Which is how he saves America?!!?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think he is being inspired by Egypt’s form of government.

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