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Do they also "deeply regret" six years of ltitigation, after he got out, in an attempt to avoid paying him? Didn't think so.

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No it doesn't. Rye is like carrots - something in it doesn't agree with mold. Give it hamburger buns, which are mold chow.

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So he won't mind it, then, when we finally get around to him?

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Or at least litigate until he went out of existence, and if the terminal cancer comment is true, they almost succeeded.

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Gotta give 'em credit: It ain't easy finding entirely new ways to be a complete and total shitheel.

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This never would have happened if he was ARMED!!eleventy1!1

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Devils highway out of Gallup or GTFO!

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"Forgive us sir, we are a poor state and cannot afford electrodes for your testicles."

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So the state has been fighting this for five or six years?

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No snark, but trying to remember the guy who was pulled in by Immigration, then locked in an interview room for over 72 hours (long holiday weekend) by the Authorities?

Yeah, but we can TOTALLY trust 'em w/ the Death Penalty.

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Lucky Mister Slevin.

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He has only himself to blame what with his turning into a cockroach and calling himself Gregor Samsa.

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No one cares if you wear pink undies in solitary.

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New Mexico should be trying to get him declarred a terrist. If they can swing that, then not only is everything perfectly OK, but they can throw him back into jail! Win-win for everybody (except for Mr. Slevin, but he's a terrist, so who cares?)

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