Conspiracy theories! By and large they are hilarious, but for the love of god, the videos conspiracy theorists make are SO LONG. I mean, I'm here for a quick vid of some dude spraying vinegar at the sky trying to get rid of chemtrails, but I am not about to sit still for two hours while some other dude is interviewed about how he didn't remember he was was raised in a Satanic Ritual Abuse cult run by Project Monarch, Charlie Sheen and the Bilderberg Group until he stopped drinking water with fluoride in it. I have ADD! Thus, my favorite genre of these videos has always been the ones dissecting music videos, where some genius points out all the illuminati symbols in a given music video.
Wait a minute here--so Beyoncé is the queen of the Illuminati, and the Illuminati runs the KKK, and the KKK doesn't like black people, and Beyoncé is black . . .
So, did the essay work, or did your teacher trash you for it?
I read that around 11th or 12th grade, and you think *that* was bad? Let me tell you about the first English class I had when I went from hs to college: we spent two freakin' MONTHS on the 66 pages of Melville's Billy fucking Budd, on his Christlike in his simplicity and symbolism, and on, and on, and he was a fucking stuttering idiot. And at the end of the term, two miserably insignificant *days* on the Odessey (for which I wanted to strangle the instructor).
Ooo I can't wait to watch. I am quite the connassoir of conspiracy sites, and tho I prefer wall of text ones to videos, the videos have a special charm. You need to also make a montage of the proof Miley is a reptile. I love those.
Seriously, what is with those? Why would anyone want to watch someone 'unbox' something? It's not even cute when kids do it on Christmas and those are the adorable little monkeys you're related to by blood! I just....don't get youtube sometimes.
He's checking to make certain the Illuminati haven't snuck in there and stolen his junk since the last crotch grab. You can never be too careful when it comes to the Illuminati.
I have friends who are totally addicted to unboxing videos.
Just before the PS4 dropped, Sony posted an unboxing video which was made with a level of gravitas that should be reserved for the eventual opening of The Ark of the Covenant.
You can't fool me. Solid Mormon anthropology suggests that the lost tribes of Israel are the Native Americans and the Polynesians, and we need to intermarry with them to make them "white and delightsome".
Notice his hand, he puts two fingers over his crotchy parts, clearly symbolizing how the Illuminerty has taken his ding-dong and replaced it with a hoo-haa. He`s trying to warn us of the ding-dong snatchers, obvs.
You don't want it. Worse than the brown acid. Stick with the naturals...
I knew the Marx Bros were involved!!!!1!1!(including Gummo.)
Wait a minute here--so Beyoncé is the queen of the Illuminati, and the Illuminati runs the KKK, and the KKK doesn't like black people, and Beyoncé is black . . .
I'm confused.
Signal for 1st phrase - the lit up ones take over the FEMA camps!!!!1!!1!!
Hey, Robyn,
So, did the essay work, or did your teacher trash you for it?
I read that around 11th or 12th grade, and you think *that* was bad? Let me tell you about the first English class I had when I went from hs to college: we spent two freakin' MONTHS on the 66 pages of Melville's Billy fucking Budd, on his Christlike in his simplicity and symbolism, and on, and on, and he was a fucking stuttering idiot. And at the end of the term, two miserably insignificant *days* on the Odessey (for which I wanted to strangle the instructor).
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Ooo I can't wait to watch. I am quite the connassoir of conspiracy sites, and tho I prefer wall of text ones to videos, the videos have a special charm. You need to also make a montage of the proof Miley is a reptile. I love those.
Although I am an unrepentant admirer of Melville, two months of Billy Budd does seem a wee bit fucking insane. One might even say Ahabish.
That just proves that you aren't in on the conspiracy.
It makes total sense to those of us who rule the world in secret, with no possibility of resistance or reprisals uh, the Illuminati.
Seriously, what is with those? Why would anyone want to watch someone 'unbox' something? It's not even cute when kids do it on Christmas and those are the adorable little monkeys you're related to by blood! I just....don't get youtube sometimes.
He's checking to make certain the Illuminati haven't snuck in there and stolen his junk since the last crotch grab. You can never be too careful when it comes to the Illuminati.
I have friends who are totally addicted to unboxing videos.
Just before the PS4 dropped, Sony posted an unboxing video which was made with a level of gravitas that should be reserved for the eventual opening of The Ark of the Covenant.
In HS, it was a solid month of "The Scarlet Letter." Because it had lots of symbolism, you know.
You can't fool me. Solid Mormon anthropology suggests that the lost tribes of Israel are the Native Americans and the Polynesians, and we need to intermarry with them to make them "white and delightsome".
Go-juice for the brainz from Infowars, when your everyday stupid just won`t cut it.
Notice his hand, he puts two fingers over his crotchy parts, clearly symbolizing how the Illuminerty has taken his ding-dong and replaced it with a hoo-haa. He`s trying to warn us of the ding-dong snatchers, obvs.
Blahs with white afro-dos, clearly some sinister underlying message here.