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It`s a shame that when the Douche start to ask a question, Jen should laugh at him .

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"I would note" means Jen is about to smackdown some Doocy bullshit.

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Peter Douchey: Why does President Biden just run around willy-nilly killing children with drones?

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I'd need a stepladder to climb to the top rope.

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Socks was way more badass than people realize.

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Douchebag: Why do you all let immigrants just walk across the river across the border?

Jen: Well, let me explain to you AGAIN, Peter, how our process works.

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Hence Community Theater productions of Oklahoma!

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This is NOT the Doocy Show, shut up already you are being worse than that director of The Queen's Gambit accepting an Emmy and he was an asshole.

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Preening 'lil Petey is the most tedious, tiresome abomination of carbon.

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Journalistic lady sitting next to Peter Douche-head can’t control her side-eyeing and eyeball-rolling.

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Jen is getting a tad impatient with Petey.

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And she had the patience of Job. He’s being extra-douchey today.Time for him to shut his pie-hole already.

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I often entertain vivid mind movies that involve slamming car door's on Douchey's head.

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I often entertain vivid mind movies that involve slamming car door's on Douchey's pecker-head.

you are welcome.

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Who’s this dude? He always speaks in the most aggrieved tone of voice.Why you so butt-hurt, WHPC man?

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The clarification is gratefully accepted.

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