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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Although my moth loved the 3 Kings, she never taught us their names. Had to learn them from a heathen Cuban friend. But the 3 Kings are the ones who bring Cuban kids their presents, instead of Santa, so I guess those kids would know their names.

Daniel's avatar

It depends what language you're speaking. It's also Kaspar.

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

My favorite Chrono Trigger pals!

ziggywiggy's avatar

Douchey thinks marijuana is the problem drug and not opiates causing an increase in crime, did I hear that right?

bobbseytwin's avatar

Jen, whenever I step outside, I have to dodge bullets as the local, legal, liquor establishments fight for turf. Just this week, we've had 15 babies executed in their strollers, as the Barrel Head Wine Cellar makes its offensive to dominate the block.

Just like legal liquor, legal weed can lead to nothing other than savage turf wars, and the slaughter of babies.

Given the rational framing of my question, when did Joe Biden stop beating his wife?

EyeQueue's avatar

BLOCK WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aureolamanita's avatar

Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka!

aureolamanita's avatar

I mean, they're all born with mechanical hearts. No heartbeat, just a steady, Vaderian woosh.

Jon Sussex's avatar

I can't help but hear that in the voice of Aisling Bea after necking a Unicum.https://youtu.be/eCocdVz1Sv...