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Although my moth loved the 3 Kings, she never taught us their names. Had to learn them from a heathen Cuban friend. But the 3 Kings are the ones who bring Cuban kids their presents, instead of Santa, so I guess those kids would know their names.

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It depends what language you're speaking. It's also Kaspar.

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My favorite Chrono Trigger pals!

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Douchey thinks marijuana is the problem drug and not opiates causing an increase in crime, did I hear that right?

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CUCKS. CUCKS EVERYWHERE

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Klaatu Barada nikto?

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Jen, whenever I step outside, I have to dodge bullets as the local, legal, liquor establishments fight for turf. Just this week, we've had 15 babies executed in their strollers, as the Barrel Head Wine Cellar makes its offensive to dominate the block.

Just like legal liquor, legal weed can lead to nothing other than savage turf wars, and the slaughter of babies.

Given the rational framing of my question, when did Joe Biden stop beating his wife?

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BLOCK WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka!

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I mean, they're all born with mechanical hearts. No heartbeat, just a steady, Vaderian woosh.

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I can't help but hear that in the voice of Aisling Bea after necking a Unicum.https://youtu.be/eCocdVz1Sv...

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