I mostly had forgotten who these idiots were. I guess? thanks for reminding me Marcie, so I can be an informed citizen… But I plan to forget them again as soon as possible.
Point of order: one year ago Rep. Mace posted on Xitter that she was 5'7" and 110-115 lbs. I work with some tiny women and she did not appear to be in that group. Also, 2026 Army minimum weight for women 67 inches tall is 121 lbs, so she may be under the current requirement if still in the reserves. My pedant may be showing.
Waking to more & faster chaos all over, everywhere, everywhen. Tomorrow? Next year? A decade hence? In waves? In spikes? As measured in some unit that has yet to be discovered as it does not conform to the bibles, any bible. whee.
"The [bruising] and marks referenced in the report were from ordinary travel-related activities as well as pre-existing, benign medical factors that had absolutely nothing to do with any wrongdoing"
In fairness, in the time of MAGA, having to smack your wife around is both an ordinary travel-related activity and a benign medical event. Up there with heavy drinking at work. It's in the Bible people!!!
I've been halfway expecting Donny to start wearing some sort of bogus uniform covered in ribbons, aiguillettes and other gaudy gewgaws, à la Muammar Gaddafi. Why not? With all the wars he's "solved." he must consider himself a military genius. And he loves gold decorations.
I say, go for it, Donny. We're bored with those poorly fitting suits and red ties already. Kick the clown-show fashion up a notch.
unless he has another bad cardiac event. apparently last fall he went into ventricular fibrillation, and the media focused on him falling and bashing up his face; I was like "Wait, what? He was in V-Fib?!" That's basically as close a brush with death as you can get.
Alexander Graham Bell wrestled with the proper protocol to follow in the nascent telephone expansion, and though "Hello" won out in the end, it was a controversial choice at the time because that was not considered an appropriate address to use before an introduction had been made
No fucking clue. In the meantime, the Iranian leadership knows the Midterms are approaching, and I'd be shocked – SHOCKED! – if they hand Trump a win before then.
In fact I think he *tried* a few weeks ago but everyone correctly calling out his acceptance of Iran's demands as the framework for negotiations apparently got through his media bubble.
🎶"Roll out those sleazy, skeezy, scummy days of Congress
And those days of highballs and lawsuits and fear"🎶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZrNDtRltg
Nat King Cole - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer
I mostly had forgotten who these idiots were. I guess? thanks for reminding me Marcie, so I can be an informed citizen… But I plan to forget them again as soon as possible.
Point of order: one year ago Rep. Mace posted on Xitter that she was 5'7" and 110-115 lbs. I work with some tiny women and she did not appear to be in that group. Also, 2026 Army minimum weight for women 67 inches tall is 121 lbs, so she may be under the current requirement if still in the reserves. My pedant may be showing.
All power to the pedant!
Power to the pedant
Power to the pedant, right on!
"... putting the current balance at 213 Democrats including one John Fetterman ..."
Fetterman is one of 100 US senators, right?
That is correct. The Dems have issues with some of the House members, but John the Con isn't one of them.
It’s TACO Tuesday!
Waking to more & faster chaos all over, everywhere, everywhen. Tomorrow? Next year? A decade hence? In waves? In spikes? As measured in some unit that has yet to be discovered as it does not conform to the bibles, any bible. whee.
"The [bruising] and marks referenced in the report were from ordinary travel-related activities as well as pre-existing, benign medical factors that had absolutely nothing to do with any wrongdoing"
In fairness, in the time of MAGA, having to smack your wife around is both an ordinary travel-related activity and a benign medical event. Up there with heavy drinking at work. It's in the Bible people!!!
Nighters sheeple, be kind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPPfXRj4JO4
Go easy, mate.
Goodnight, Saviour!
His medals have medals. What a patriot.
I've been halfway expecting Donny to start wearing some sort of bogus uniform covered in ribbons, aiguillettes and other gaudy gewgaws, à la Muammar Gaddafi. Why not? With all the wars he's "solved." he must consider himself a military genius. And he loves gold decorations.
I say, go for it, Donny. We're bored with those poorly fitting suits and red ties already. Kick the clown-show fashion up a notch.
Once he gives himself the Medal of Honor, then he'll start wearing the uniform.
His suit and 20-foot-long red tie *are* his uniform. Also, too, Florsheim shoes, just like all the billionaires wear.
Search up Trevor Noah’s schtick on Assmouth as an African Dictator. It’s still on target.
One of those North Korean generals’ hats would be on theme
Perfect attire for a draft dodger!”
Borrowed valor
Normally I'd say, "Don't give him any ideas," but on this particular score, I'd like to see him push the proverbial envelope.
"Congressional sausage-making being what it is, should the Democrats lose someone however way, one of them could be on the block."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/sheila-cherfilus-mccormick-congress-democrat-resignation
The [bruising] and marks referenced in the report were from ordinary travel-related activities
I must be traveling wrong. Has Southwest replaced their cattle call for seats with an all-out brawl?
Scrum.
Hey man, some of us bruise like peaches. I’ve been known to bruise from carrying a bag in the crook of my elbow. But he was hitting her.
Unfortunately, the 213 Democrats doesn't include Fetterman. He's a Senator, which means he's not going anywhere until 2028.
unless he has another bad cardiac event. apparently last fall he went into ventricular fibrillation, and the media focused on him falling and bashing up his face; I was like "Wait, what? He was in V-Fib?!" That's basically as close a brush with death as you can get.
Fetterman is also an orc.
okayhellllllooooooooo! hello!
yrrrr
smoking lamp
it is lit!
Ahoy!
aaaaaahoy-hoy!
The Monty Burns rejoinder!
heard between boats, sometimes!
and cocktail fact!
Alexander Graham Bell wrestled with the proper protocol to follow in the nascent telephone expansion, and though "Hello" won out in the end, it was a controversial choice at the time because that was not considered an appropriate address to use before an introduction had been made
Bell had suggested "ahoy"
OT: BHA 2-0 CHE, 59th minute.
TACO-
Mad King DumbOld the first has extended the ceasefire until "talks conclude"
Per Bloomberg.
He's continuing to negotiate with the voices in his head.
He knows not what to do and the whole planet is watching what is he going to do. He is looking so bad, he is not in control. Crazy bastards.
That’s 253 wars ended now.
Whilst trying to avoid exchanging glances with Bibi. He has no fucking clue how to get out of what he's started.
No fucking clue. In the meantime, the Iranian leadership knows the Midterms are approaching, and I'd be shocked – SHOCKED! – if they hand Trump a win before then.
They've got his tit in the wringer and I don't see them reaching for the "OFF" button anytime soon.
Wring-a-ding-ding!
So, until people stop talking about it?
That way, if someone is against the war he can say we’re not fighting, we’re negotiating!
For the hawks he can keep threatening and saying he’ll end the ceasefire at any moment.
And go ahead and call it another win!
Well said & yes this!
But you see it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head
You are winn'
With your Tomahawks and your ships
And your planes and your PGMs
In your head, in your head
You are winn'
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie, hey, hey
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie, hey, hey, hey, oh
It would be perfect if he negotiates an end to the war and a deal that's very favourable to Iran, all without actually talking to Iran.
Sort of like the JCPOA, except no inspections and the Iranians get their money back with interest.
But but Obama gave them their own money baaaaack!!!
Plus a tollbooth on the Strait of Vermouth/Hormuz.
"I saw the Strait of Vermouth and all I got was this t-shirt."
I fully expect it at this point.
And I think Iran has much the same idea.
In fact I think he *tried* a few weeks ago but everyone correctly calling out his acceptance of Iran's demands as the framework for negotiations apparently got through his media bubble.
Never something something shooting themselves in the dick.
"she got a restraining order from a judge in Florida" Oh, man ... that would have had to be some really bad shit.
It sounds like the beginning of a song.
By Tom Waits, circa 1982.
Percussion by lids of various & sundry shapes & materials, others, rain. 🤪
Rubbermaid commercial 1992:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Rubbermaid+commercial+percussion&rlz=1C1PNBB_enCA971CA971&oq=Rubbermaid+commercial+percussion&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigAdIBCjEwNTI1ajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBdyXNJiyEcr2&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:b5030fb4,vid:U1WMZAKhgg0,st:0
XD