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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

what the fuck is all over his chest ? It looks like he raided pawnshops all over the country .

Maybe's avatar

Perhaps instead of weakest links they could become missing links (missing from Congress). They could still continue fighting each other, though, 'cause that's entertaining.

The Mighty Ox's avatar

"cephalic cloaca" (we have a winner)

larry gassan's avatar

A Boner-Fie’d Cage Match between an Impulse-Control Dildo and the Queef Of South Carolina. Priorities, when the US of A is being looted by all and sundry. What’s with the Straits of Vermouth on this trading cycle?

Boojum's avatar

How did we get to a place in this country where Republicans absolutely do not give two shits if their elected representatives are criminals, scumbags, and scumbag criminals? Did it start with the efforts to rehabilitate Nixon? Was it just the constant drumbeat of scandals like Dennis Hastert and Mark Foley? There was a time when the Access Hollywood tape would so bad there would have been nothing left except political seppuku.

How in the ever loving fuck did we get to this place?

Maybe's avatar

A lot of it has to do with Repub's special ability to lie and misinform.

John Conrow's avatar

OMG

"an ear-splitting screechbox capable of forcing any camera cell phone within 500 feet to point and film the vibrations from her cephalic cloaca"

Boojum's avatar

A turn of phrase that belongs in the Smithsonian, prominently featured on a plaque next to her skeleton.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Smashed Patel......

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Mace-Mills. Sounds like a place that makes ammo.

larry gassan's avatar

…for all the Ammosexuals out there

Michael Bowen's avatar

>Did you know Lin Manuel Miranda did a Warriors concept album?

Seems like he missed an opportunity by not casting rapper Mr. Cardamom, aka Mayor Mamdani.

Boojum's avatar

I used to work with Rob Remar, the brother of Jamie Remar of Warriors (and many subsequent movies) fame. He said that, although Jamie was a very nice person, he was also the person you most wanted next to you in a bar fight.

Rob, a very, very smart and skilled lawyer, was more the person who would carefully cut you with words, missing even the smallest blood vessels, until you expired from lymph loss.

Quit Goofing Around's avatar

More like a monkey knife fight

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

🎶"Roll out those sleazy, skeezy, scummy days of Congress

And those days of highballs and lawsuits and fear"🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZrNDtRltg

Nat King Cole - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I mostly had forgotten who these idiots were. I guess? thanks for reminding me Marcie, so I can be an informed citizen… But I plan to forget them again as soon as possible.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Point of order: one year ago Rep. Mace posted on Xitter that she was 5'7" and 110-115 lbs. I work with some tiny women and she did not appear to be in that group. Also, 2026 Army minimum weight for women 67 inches tall is 121 lbs, so she may be under the current requirement if still in the reserves. My pedant may be showing.

larry gassan's avatar

No matter: Mace dazzles all with the high-beams of her Rizz.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Power to the pedant

Power to the pedant, right on!

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

"... putting the current balance at 213 Democrats including one John Fetterman ..."

Fetterman is one of 100 US senators, right?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

That is correct. The Dems have issues with some of the House members, but John the Con isn't one of them.

Kateorite's avatar

Waking to more & faster chaos all over, everywhere, everywhen. Tomorrow? Next year? A decade hence? In waves? In spikes? As measured in some unit that has yet to be discovered as it does not conform to the bibles, any bible. whee.