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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Dear Charter: The Montana legislature will vote on this bill sometime between 2015 and 2019. Please ensure that you are at home during this period."

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Montana: Where you go when you no longer want to be part of the United States.

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Shypixel's avatar

I just dropped by Charter's Missoula office this morning to pay my bill.

Funny thing about Charter: They bill me on the 8th of the month, with a due date of the 28th. On the 29th, the bill is classified as '30 days past due'. The day after it is due. 21 days after first invoice.

So, I guess my point is: Charter is bad at math.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

pay higher cable bills to the company can pay <strike>its taxes without reducing</strike> <em>larger</em> executive bonuses <em>and continue to stiff the taxman</em>

FTFY

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Is this why Elvis shot the TV?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It would be really handy if corporations like this truly were people, because they deserve a painful cunt-punt. But alas, no tender nether-regions on corporate bodies.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Perhaps they can even write the very wording of the ballot measure itself. It worked in California a few times.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does Dish have broadband internet?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Unless you get Netflix through a cable company's broadband service.

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Jared James's avatar

Only for white men. If you are a woman or tiger of color, that is not a safe assumption.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

A corresponding reduction in cable bills - which, after all, <i>is what they're promising </i>- should be made part of the proposed legislation. It would be vastly amusing to observe how enthusiastic Charter is about that version of the bill.

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