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Menotsure's avatar

Apparently this is how the term "sponging off of" came into being.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Turtle is all like “Go away, ya botherin me”.

Schmannity's avatar

Turtle snacking on a Coral's Jr.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Where are the mermaids?

goCatgo's avatar

One is still asleep.🧜🏾‍♀️

One is having a vanilla, mint, cream coffee.🧜🏾‍♀️

One is tracking delivery of seashells. 🧜🏾‍♀️

helenasgarden's avatar

I often wonder what these grand sea turtles are thinking. They're so chill. They seem to know the secret of life. Telepathy for all!

goCatgo's avatar

They wonder what their gran,gran,gran,gran,gran,gran,gran kids are doing.

helenasgarden's avatar

I also wonder if they get lonely.

Eureka's avatar

This is what I want AI to be used for. Analyze large sets of data of animal communication until we can finally have a translation app for humans and animals to communicate vocally. Anything short of this kind of transformative technology is *not* worth a data center.

helenasgarden's avatar

I love this!!! ♥️ That would be so worthwhile! Brilliant! (Heh. Now I know what to argue going forward.)

Nancy Naive's avatar

The spousal unit’s BFF sent her a video of an Eastern Box Turtle eating a dead rabbit in her front yard. Aesop stopped short of that part.

goCatgo's avatar

That's why you always wanna get the Director's Cut.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Turtles may not be descended from dinosaurs, but they sure are Triassic.

The Wanderer's avatar

Wow. The Bugs Bunny cartoons featuring him and the turtle would have ended very differently.

The Wanderer's avatar

Help keep our oceans clean!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Let Republicans wash up on the beach.

helenasgarden's avatar

Then send out the box turtles!

The Wanderer's avatar

That's why I don't go to the beach and wear my Speedo. Activists keep trying to shove me back into the water.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Will the fish please let the turtle eat?? Thank you!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

When I saw that today's gif was a turtle, I wondered if Moscow Mitchie's office had finally told the truth about him. Keeping Massie or anyone else to be able to finish out MM's term seems to be helping Dems more than it helps repubs, but what do I know? I'm just a member of the Wonketariat.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I do have you covered on today's meme chat, in any event :)

Androgenous AF's avatar

Crossed my mind also...I lost my decoder ring, so I wasn't sure.

otterbird's avatar

Thank you for the link to the Atlantic article. That was a great read.

Artemus Gordon's avatar

Setting aside the stupidity of "I won't take that blood to save my life, because it may kill or harm me".

WTF dummy. Store your own blood; it was your first appointment, plenty of time to avoid the cascade of bad decisions that would leave you dead and, depending on the timing, your child.

Napoleon's avatar

Weren't most neutrals rooting for Messi?

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Thank you One Million Times for the pictures! Everyone looks beautiful, and happy to see our new baby. Welcome, Lucy.

Tommymo's avatar

How the hell did Rand Paul get hold of Dr Fauci’s diary?

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

It is apparently part of the requirements of Republican politicianhood, to hate Dr. Fauci, along with removing spine and conscience. They've been hating him for 46 years. They aren't going to stop now, especially with Dear Leader approving of their hatred.

Might he have done something wrong, sometime? I expect so, since he's a mortal human being. I also expect the odds of it having anything worthy of the decades long persecution are about the same as having Martians invade, and carry off our women.

Shane Donnell's avatar

Yup.

Yu. Yup.

Yup yup yup yup...

Noma Larkey's avatar

I kinda like that he is invoking the Fifth on every questions. Fck them.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Ron DeSantis appointing Ashley Moody to the US Senate, and she turned around and gave his wife Casey all of the dough?"

Pay to play!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I guess Trump's pardoning of Rod Blagojevich last year might be relevant.

Artemus Gordon's avatar

Ken Paxton looks like every day drinker I've ever come across: that bloated face and unfocused eyes, and just rolled out of bed look 24/7.

Someone should let him know there's no running from all the shit he's done.

Shane Donnell's avatar

Rand Paul needs another ass kicking.

tehbaddr's avatar

Data center hell. It's gonna be OK, we're switching it over to A1 and robotics!

marydn's avatar

Am I the only person who remembers the Google glasses fiasco? Because Meta sure doesn't.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I only interacted with someone using Glass once.

He read and responded to an email in the middle of the conversation.

That was all I needed. "Device for assholes" was my assessment, I stand by that.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Should probabaly stop calling these foul filmers 'pick up artists' and call them 'sexual predators' or 'chronic sexual harassers.'

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I don't know of a single person but I DO know a few who died from covid who refused the vaccine.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I don't know anyone how refused the vaccine, but I know at least one (others died before testing was routine) who died before the vaccine was even created, let alone was available to the public.

I got my first two shots in a FEMA tent.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Hubs has a few crazy family members who live in Texas.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"Now cover your eyes and run real fast past this one, about the toddler found crying in a field next to her murdered parents we deported to Guatemala, you don’t need to read that"

I just HAD to look.

"Their 14-month-old daughter, Giovanni, was found crying beside her mother’s body...child showed signs of dehydration"

1. in what FUCKING way does this promote the safety of the American people?

2. FUCK YOU ICE & FUCK YOU MAGA

3. Oh, for fuck's fucking sake...

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I'm sure Miller was giggling with glee, if he read about it.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

You know, as someone resigned to being alone forever, no, I really don't fucking want spotify duo for couples.