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It makes sense to honor this guy, oh sure he's a scumbag and all but think about this: the NRA honors Nuge and he IS a pederast rather than just a scumbag child rapist apologist who spits on a child's corpse. Not to mention Dick Cheney receiving awards, I mean the skeletons in that guys closet would disintegrate most mortals. The point is, scumbags receive awards, too....although sadly they aren't turned sideways and shoved up their asses as karma dictates they should be.

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... definitely not a stand-up bar.

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But just think of all the mistakes he didn't make!

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... it's times like these when NOT passing the bar is recommended. Look for one with Happy Hour.

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It's kinda scary to think he might be the best person they could find for the award.

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Victim blaming. Trump card of the Right.

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I move that the Yellowstone Area Bar Association include in its criteria for award-making "no candidate shall have been censured and/or suspended for being a dick, no matter how fucking long and illustrious their career was. If a suitable candidate cannot be found, no award shall be awarded. And the lawyers must take sabbaticals to contemplate how this came to be."

(edited to self-censor possible Rule breaking before Dok comes after me.)

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Just another republican.

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If she was in Kentucky and in 8th grade she could be 22.

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they used to say go west young man. i don't hear that much anymore.

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you mean the ones they didn't catch, right?

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karma can be a bitch.

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but you know how they love them shiny things.

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Huzzah, articulate anonymous commenter.Huzzah.

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so, you really are a cop, huh?

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Molotov, judge. As in, I hope someone sets you on fire.

With votes!

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