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Tosca's avatar

Oh god, like what? Are you thinking they're her *own* fetuses or something?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Mangrove Throatwarbler? Is that close to the correct pronunciation?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

“With the state application, they did not include those five large population areas. So I would anticipate that that would not do well in their mapping of service delivery,”

Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, why provide health services in places where people actually live? I guess the bears will get great health, though.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Unless you know of a place where you can just pick up a fetus, yes.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Just like the old joke goes: "What do you call people who rely on the rhythm method? Parents."

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SterWonk's avatar

Those who make Planned Parenthood impossible, make unplanned parenthood inevitable.

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AK's avatar

Whatever he can do to mess up the nominations, I'm cool with.

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AK's avatar

Scuse me my head's exploding after read this.

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bettycat's avatar

Sounds like a win in this case but I wonder if/when the religious right will get their act together, form a non-profit, bid on these contracts in states controlled by Republicans, win those contracts and then all hell breaks loose as they write rules penalizing the poor, unwed pregnant women, etc. I don't really know the inside scoop on how this program works but hopefully there is some oversight from the feds that is independent from future Republican administrations.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"How you doin'?"

Devin Nunes

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J. B. Robinson Jewelers was a well-known business in northeastern Ohio. J. B.'s son, Larry, was in law school when Daddy dropped dead from a heart attack in the late 60's. Larry's plan was to take a year off of law school, sell the business, then get back to school. He had a large inventory of diamond rings, and he started advertising late night on rock 'n' roll radio stations, doing his own commercials because he had a great FM radio voice.

Kids fooling around in the back seat of the car with the radio playing have an oopsie, they remembered J. B. Robinson Jewelers when it came time to Do the Right Thing. He sold out his inventory real fast, made a shitload of money, continued advertising on rock 'n' roll stations, and never went back to law school.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Their plan was doomed from the start. You're not allowed to teach CPR in schools.

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Remember when Presidential candidates were talking about abortion providers selling fetuses? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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The dictator might be a little less pro Russian now that he has Russian troops on his soil and doesn't know if, or how, he's going to get rid of them.

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My BIL and SIL, who homeschooled their kids, wouldn't let them watch any Disney animated movies. His complaint? It was always was some older guy and a really young princess, and that just seemed creepy to him.

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They're just not Shelbyville material.

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