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Scurries off to update calendar - August 8 it is.

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A little respect for our French culture would have been nice. Your bad French wasn't cute, it's insulting.

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Montreal in June, eh? Hmm. The Habs might be in the finals then, and having a Wonketeer who speaks French could come in handy…

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Hotel booked, can't wait - I last saw DR as an infant in Boston!

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Tres bien! Je vais aller!

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?Lucky Montreal. When will you come to Texas to see us, y'all?

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Minute Cryptic - 23 April, 2026

"Initial word from monarchy: "Troubled after the disappearance of Charles II”?" (7)

⚪️⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣

🤝 3 hints – matched the community par (70,285 solvers so far).

https://www.minutecryptic.com/?utm_source=share

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𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘯𝘢 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘛𝘰𝘮 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 – 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 – 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰-𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯.

𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗽𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘀 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻

https://www.joemygod.com/2026/04/gop-blocks-subpoenas-for-voldemort-and-homan/

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How do bad things keep piling on? Even stuff I've missed until now just. keep. happening.

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A little history teaser before TABS!

1971—National Security Advisor Henry Kissinger, speaking over the phone with Allen Ginsberg, agrees to meet personally but draws the line at doing so naked on live TV.

Transcript here. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2008/12/28/677931/community/Ginsberg-Kissinger-naked-on-TV-to-end-Vietnam-War/

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And there was much rejoicing

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Should have compromised and worn housedresses.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

damn skippy!

*cuddles* all cotton tho. Gots to be cotton. I suppose silk would be good too, nice and cool and soft, but I ain't got that kind of money.

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I've been taking creatine monohydrate daily for months now for my memory and bro believes it's why I'm not having muscle stiffness and soreness the day after strenuous activity.

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You should totally try Muscle Milk, Bro!

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High in Calories and Fat: With 12% of your daily value of total fat and 18% of saturated fat, Muscle Milk might not be suitable for those on a strict calorie-controlled diet.

Artificial Ingredients: Most varieties of Muscle Milk contain artificial flavors and sweeteners, which can harm gut bacteria and increase the risk of certain diseases.

Potential for Heavy Metals: While within safe limits, regular consumption of Muscle Milk may not be ideal due to the presence of trace amounts of heavy metals like arsenic, cadmium, and lead.

Thanks but I'll pass

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Remember...housedresses?

𝗝𝗼𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻, 𝗖𝗮𝗿-𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗶𝗻 ‘𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲,’ 𝗗𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝟴𝟳

Joy Harmon, who needed only three minutes, a bucket of soapy water and a housedress held together with a safety pin to sear herself into Hollywood history as a chain-gang prisoner’s fantasy come to life in the classic 1967 film “Cool Hand Luke,” died on April 14 in Los Angeles. She was 87.

She died in hospice care after contracting pneumonia in recent weeks, her daughter Julie Gourson Matthews said.

Ms. Harmon never achieved leading-lady status. Still, she tallied more than 30 screen and television credits, often popping up in an episode or two of popular 1960s and early ’70s TV shows like “The Beverly Hillbillies,” “The Monkees,” “Batman,” “Bewitched” and “The Odd Couple.”...

Patricia Joy Harmon was born on May 1, 1938, in Flushing, Queens, the elder of two daughters of Homer Harmon, a promotional director at the Roxy Theater in Manhattan, and Bernice (Hopmann) Harmon. (Many accounts cite her birth year as 1940, but she shaved two years off her age once she was in Hollywood, her daughter said.)

She grew up in Wilton, Conn., and began modeling at an early age. At 17, she was a runner-up in the Miss Connecticut beauty pageant.

After graduating in 1956 from Staples High School in Westport, she acted in local theater productions before making her Broadway debut two years later in “Make a Million,” a sendup of TV quiz shows. That led to an appearance on a real quiz show, Groucho Marx’s “You Bet Your Life,” which in turn led to a regular role as Mr. Marx’s on-air assistant on the show’s spinoff, “Tell It to Groucho.”...

In 1968, she married Jeff Gourson, a film editor and producer, and soon abandoned acting to focus on raising a family. In 2003, she founded Aunt Joy’s Cakes, a wholesale family bakery in Burbank, Calif., that continues to supply studios with pastries and desserts.

In addition to her daughter Julie, Ms. Harmon is survived by a son, Jason Gourson; another daughter, Jamie Terrell; and nine grandchildren. Her marriage to Mr. Gourson ended in divorce in 2001...

Despite the soft-core overtones of her performance in "Cool Hand Luke", Ms. Harmon maintained that she had no idea it would come across as so sexualized. “I was just washing a car to my best ability and having fun with it, with the sponge and everything,” she told Entertainment Weekly.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/movies/joy-harmon-dead.html

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Aye, she had no idea what she was doing.

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...the only directive was that she show up for the audition in a bikini, Ms. Harmon recalled in an interview last year with the podcast “Vanguard of Hollywood.”

When she arrived, she was wearing “a coat over a bikini,” she recalled, “and Paul Newman and the director and the producer were there.” She had no lines to read, she added, “so I just talked to them, and then I got the part.”

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Joy was also in an episode of the Monkees. HEY HEY!

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whadda ya mean remember housedresses? I live in em.

I have this thing about clothing (I hates it, but I can't be a nudist on account I don't like anyone to see me in the nudd) so when I am home I am either in my flannel, or a sun dress, depending on the weather. Pockets are not optional.

Love me my house dresses

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Clothing sucks, but so does the screaming of the innocent passersby

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Dad called his bath robe his house coat.

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Telling friends in Britain why my face is all scarred up

"Yeah, well, I was with a friend and we got roofied. I fell down a four storey escalator. If you look you can see the individual scars. You've seen my face is fucked up."

"Wait ... you got fucking roofied?"

"Yeah, I was with someone and they didn't know whose drink was whose so they roofied both of us. I fell down a fucking escalator, fucked my face, nearly lost my leg, it was shit. Still going though."

"What happened to her?"

"It was worse. Don't ask."

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Fukui, was this ... recent?

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Not very, I think a couple of years?

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I think I've seen this movie ... except this isn't fiction.

𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗶𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟭𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗽𝘂𝗿 𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗲

FBI suspects foreign spies may be targeting scientists with access to government secrets.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/tabloid-reports-linking-10-missing-and-dead-scientists-spur-fbi-probe/

Kay Ducky's avatar

But Bob Lazar is still grifting? Whew!

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I am comforted knowing Kash Patel is involved in uncovering this mystery.

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*"The X-Files" theme scored for clown hooters and kazoos plays*

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

Either that or Yakety Max.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

They should check out Trump Co: They've been murdering scientists' careers for years now

MRK's avatar

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/in-brief-dc-politicians-insinuate-conspiracy-in-deaths-of-ufo-linked-scientists

"It's also worth noting that, in terms of percentages, more cast members from Ancient Aliens have died this year than government UFO scientists, and no one is claiming a plot against the ancient astronaut theory."

"Mick West explained in detail this week why the deaths and disappearances are statistically within the expected range for normal events, even including murder, and do not form a concerning pattern."

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So you're saying it was aliens?

MRK's avatar

No, but other people who are trying to make something out of nothing are.

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Ah, I see - more of the Clinton Murder Spree.

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https://bsky.app/profile/beijingpalmer.bsky.social/post/3mk5aguamr225

Apparently The Krankees were very horny, and punched Paul Daniels off a stool.

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𝘐𝘯 𝘢 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦-𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.

𝗥𝗙𝗞 𝗝𝗿. 𝘄𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗖𝗗𝗖 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮

Kennedy’s tesimony sets up another clash over vaccines with next CDC director.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/04/rfk-jr-doubles-down-on-vaccine-meddling-as-cdc-junks-scientific-study/

The study: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘋𝘊, 𝘑𝘢𝘺 𝘉𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘺𝘢, 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘖𝘝𝘐𝘋-19 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 50%.

https://ground.news/article/cdc-delays-publishing-report-showing-covid-vaccine-benefits?utm_source=headline-link&utm_medium=share

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Because nothing will stand in the way of his crusade to stamp out science and common sense!

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If you can't be right, make sure you have the power to crush all the studies that say how wrong you are