We bet you would be really surprised to learn that Sun Myung Moon, the founder of both the Unification Church and the Washington Times, was a bit of a sybaritic horndog when he wasn't busy preaching about the sanctity of marriage and family values, and also giving huge checks to conservative causes. Actually, we don't thing you would be surprised at all, because you are worldweary cynics who pretty much expect that anyone screaming about chastity is probably either rutting like a crazed weasel in heat, or desperately trying to repress the impulse to do so. Good call!
Position 1 you grab her buns, And, oh my God, what lovely ones. Position 2 you're screwing on the floor, And she's begging for more. Position 3 she needs your knee. Position 4, tied to a door. Positions 5 through 10 need Vaseline.
Goodnight shitbag billionaire Goodnight shitbags everywhere.
Messiah? So this is all Obama's fault
Thanks Obama!
that's for the cream filling
and none of that French's® yellow mustard
All are welcome in the House of Grumpe.
Doesn't count if I gave them different names, right?
With six you get eggroll
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Pu8KFlfzk3Y" target="_blank">What&#039;s love got to do with it?</a>
He&#039;s not the Messiah, he&#039;s a very naughty boy!
edit H/T to BarackMyWorld for posting it first
Assemble six Marys in a circle?
What is this, IKEA?
Or Hail Marys.
Bo and Luke would disagree
he always says nice things about us, unlike that mean old editrix who always yells at us for being lousy at captions
Position 1 you grab her buns, And, oh my God, what lovely ones. Position 2 you&#039;re screwing on the floor, And she&#039;s begging for more. Position 3 she needs your knee. Position 4, tied to a door. Positions 5 through 10 need Vaseline.
&lt;/Kama Sutra Time&gt;
or Sunday mornings, Bloody Marys
(points for resisting the obvious tasteless joke)
Shouty Christians are so predictable.