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This explains the Commentariat's finely honed sense of humor. :-)

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That is just an absolutely perfect description of the way wingers "think".

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You get raises?

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The reason the violinist won't move his chair is because the stage hands are supposed to do that and it is in both contracts. It is a work safety issue (I saw a stage hand get seriously injured moving equipment and he was supposed to know how to do it). And jesus f. christ...the violinist has spent his entire childhood blighted and the rest of his life in a room practicing and lost most of his sanity learning how to play his instrument well enough to get into a symphony. And there are fewer jobs in the entire country than there are doctors in the city of San Antonio.

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I've gotten a 2% raise for the last three years. I won't say what company is involved, but they were recently hacked and major fun emails were released.

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As a union thug, I approve of this message.

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Jesus Christ, that's some Sarah level word salad

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In the South they've never been too big on any kind of union, really.

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I already get lots of exposure, and the OPP have the records to prove it.

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What training?

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Boom

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They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn,But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn.We can break their haughty power, gain our freedom when we learnThat the union makes us strong.

Solidarity forever, y'all.

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what customer service?

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Throwing a wobbly?

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Theft?

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She thought of it as a twofer.

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