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Sulagna:

your infographic says we need more tax breaks for american job creators.

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But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

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Try to hang on until 2020

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Laid low?

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"conduct reflexive judgment-on-the-fly, maintain physically nimble and/or endurance-proven"

...and can pass something the size of a bowling ball through a narrow opening.

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You know the sarcastic, fake-western-accented way Rachel Maddow says "Young Guns"? That's what I hear in my head now whenever I read those words.

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<i>...we here at Wonkette are super-excited for how Rush Limbaugh is going to insult a male 30-year-old law student at Georgetown...</i>

Hopefully it'll be something men will have to take daily, regardless of sexual activity, so he can explain how that's nothing like female contraception BECAUSE HE'S THAT FUCKING STUPID.

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Sounds like Wasilla values.

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Equal opportunity to be a double or more amputee. Progress!

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