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Sally Lunn's avatar

Unbelievable odds for the Zorro Land trust to win the fucking lottery two days after Epsteins prison sentence started ? Some kind of computer glitch at the Lottery ?! WTF ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Huffhines?"

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

OMG he has a TWIN? Every goddam news story these days has a hundred jump-scares!

GrannysKnitting's avatar

ok so I read his name as Don Huffiness the whole way through that article and i see NO REASON to change

Coffee and Chaos's avatar

You would be able to tell Epstein's kids because if his genes are so strong, they would all have huge faces. Seriously, that guy had a big face.

jltympanum's avatar

Are all politicians in Texas unindicted criminals?

WokeGrandma's avatar

Only the Republican ones.

Adonna Frankel's avatar

Of course not! Some have already been indicted!

Scott Hannahs's avatar

The Zorro LLC that won the lottery in OK was just some schmuck who wanted to keep his name out of the public eye for winning and happened to like Zorro. Did not have anything to do with Epstein and is a disproven conspiracy theory. Wonkette should be better than that. See "debunkbot.com"

diogenez's avatar

Worst David Lynch film ever.

William McCann's avatar

Bless Marcie Jones for wading through this garbage to give us insights into the people and 'practices' associated with Zorro Ranch. I marvel at her stamina in the face of so much ick.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, but that Pulitzer is gonna be sweet.

Side note...yeah, that kind of joking has become sort of a routine by now. But in reality...it may not be that far off.

kmblue187's avatar

Petroglyphs are so cool.

boo radley's avatar

Zorro is Spanish for fox. Yes, that's the kind of criminal mastermind we're dealing with here, people: he named his ranch "Fox Ranch" BUT IN SPANISH because he's cunning like a fox.

Of course he preyed on children. Equal relationships with adult women who weren't begging him for money might have revealed that maybe he was not quite as foxy as he thought.

I also submit as evidence the fact that this man willingly socialised with Orange Foolius.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Everyone's favorite Ukrainian quartet, DakhaBrakha. Live on KEXP, from 2015.

Remember Ukraine? I hope so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGXP4CJv7HE

Slava Ukraini

ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Nah, we don't like any of you

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

I heard that they eat kittens for breakfast.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

No movie shaming, haven't you ever heard of shrinkage ? . . .

Craig Nixon's avatar

That's nothing - I misread that as "Shart movie".

paperlesstiger's avatar

Israel's prime minister was notably absent from today's security briefing — a session he has always personally led. Defense Minister Katz ran it instead.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I guess he figures they aren't going to waste drones on Katz?

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Might take him a few days to gnaw through the restraints . . .

asmallmacropod's avatar

Probably busy looking at google maps for kindergartens to bomb.

Dogfather's avatar

How many fingers does HE have?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He's checking out his beach front property on the Gaza Riviera?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Now that's a euphemism if I ever heard one.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Do you know how much I cried bitter tears while screaming "get off my lawn you damn kids!!" when a youngster told me this was the original version of "Gone Daddy Gone"?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RkaUFB-EASI

Yes, I like the Gnarls Barkley version, but come on!! Know your musical history kids!

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Um, who doesn't know the Violent Femmes did that?

They can get right right fuck off my lawn!

Eureka's avatar

I saw the Violent Femmes in Austin, TX at the Liberty Lunch. Remember Liberty Lunch?

Ah, I too am old.

Mark Linimon's avatar

There is a Facebook "I miss Liberty Lunch" group, of which I am a proud member.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Little bastard who was young enough to be my grandkid if I was a good Catholic girl and got married right out of high school.

Worse he called the 2006 remake an oldie!!

Right off the fucking lawn you little bastard!

Dogfather's avatar

I wore out The Femmes cassette tape on a trip to Northern Michigan to introduce my future wife/ex-wife to my Grandmother.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

That is a long trip and I wore out a homemade cassette tape or two making that drive myself.

Dogfather's avatar

Northwest Michigan. Most beautiful place on earth for 4-5 months.