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That reminds me of the time my cousin had an obsession about seabirds. He even asked a tern out on a date. She said she wasn't that kind of gull.

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Perhaps all we need for immigration reform is better redeye reduction.

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And it's always been assumed that the cops were totally in the tank for him. I heard a radio interview with the Toronto chief, and he sure did not sound like Rob Ford's best buddy.

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=YKUOB8MN4Kcs" target="_blank">THIS</a>

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*reads twitter posts*

Daaaaaaaaammmmmnnn.

*re-reads twitter posts*

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.

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Simple pleasures are the best.

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Oh, fuck.

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Marg rocks. She's who I want to be when I grow up.

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I can't think of any creature that would eat him. Blech.

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OT, but this is good news for John McCain, who's probably splooging all over Cindy's face because we're GOING TO WAR in Syria!!!1!!

C'mon, Rooskies, you can't take this. Support your client Babby Assad while we try to figure out which tribe of desperadoes we're going to call "the Republic of Vietnam" or "The Northern Alliance" or some other plausible-sounding monicker, and shower with the fruit of sweet, sweet purchase orders for MOAR GUNZ!

Bushmaster was getting nervous there for a while.

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OT, but that lovable scamp Rob Ford had to endure a press conference today being asked questions about a major police raid in his part of Toronto (aka Etobicoke) today, AT the addresses that have come up again and again in crack-smoking-video-gate, and kept saying that the POLICE HAD NOT BRIEFED HIM ABOUT IT BEFORE OR AFTER!! And the police chief, when interviewed, refused again and again to confirm OR DENY that Ford was a subject of this drugs/guns/god knows what else investigation. And unconfirmed sources are saying that two of the guys in that picture (in other words, the two who aren't a) Rob Ford or b) the guy who was gunned down on the street a couple of months ago were arrested. It's getting verrrry interesting again!

Oh, yeah, and Steve King is a dickhead extraordinaire.

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"Come guard my door". He said that...really? What a worthless piece of cowardly dogshit.

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Steve King and Mitch McConnell were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking its balls.

Steve says, "hey Mitch...bet you wish you could do that, huh?" Mitch replies, "Naw...he'd probably bite me."

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As a fellow Wonk, I trust you implicitly. And thank you for going there so I don't have to.

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<i>Perhaps he’s been eaten.</i>

The bacteria finished off what little brain matter he had years ago...

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Technically, they were committing aggravated constituent lobbying (emphasis on aggravated).

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Yes, good thing Iowa isn't a farm state and wholly dependent on migrant labor.

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