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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Ohio State Fair has given the world a life-size butter Woodie Hayes, so suck on that, Iowa!

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That explains it. I thought Michele was using too much teeth.

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They have a different mode?

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I bet Trump eats his corndog with a knife and fork.

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Cowshit isn't as bad as city folk think. Basically, they live on grass, water, and grain, very low fat, so their shit isn't that rancid. Certainly nothing like what comes out of a person after a Whopper.

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If you want a brat, we've got Marco Rubio.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

RΓ©citer: "Coulter cooter is cold. Coulter cooter is cold. Coulter cooter is cold."

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Try telling that to the commentors at World Net Daily.

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You'd think a politician with Jeb!'s experience would have learned how to suppress his gag reflex by now.

CornFedIABoy's avatar

Hey now. Any good Iowa boy knows goats are too damned stubborn to be worth any attempted fucking. And actually sheep aren't really in high demand either due to the fact, noted by Jack Kerouac, that the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.

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Nothing can be done about the eating alignment of a corndog. It was highly suspicious in 2011, however, when Marcus Bachmann was seen trying to eat corn on the cob the same way.

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Where does she clench the aspirin?