"to prove we're right, we put it in a song"
Well, can't argue with that. When will religionnuts realize that trying to be cool by imitating something cool makes people point at you and laugh.
True story: the campus library where I work displays the newest copies of magazines and other periodicals. On occasion a cover will include women in bikinis or even (gasp) naked. I often find these editions turned backwards. Our Mormon library users are among the usual suspects...
Kids! What the hell do they know anyway? One look at little Suzy Creamcheese in her short shorts bending over to pick a cherry lollipop and these little boy’s virtues will be out the window like beer can on a road trip to Toronto.
Yay. Let the Mormon menfolk tell us ladies what to wear and how to behave. Because, you know, our delicate lady-brainz ain't developed enough to figure that shit out on our own. I especially enjoy that the youth generation is getting in on this patriarchy thing early, and using the pop muzics so it's easier for us girl-brained types to understand. Whee!
Right, because it's all about what MEN want.
I think you've got it. Their 'morality' forbids them sex, and it pisses them off that ours doesn't.
Old joke:
What do University of (pick one) girls put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
...if daddy wears a wig, does that count?
...yeah, and I'm not sure who is going to eat who?!
That description does not shout "Choice".
This deserves all the upfists in the world! I want to use this simile in my English class!
"to prove we're right, we put it in a song"
Well, can't argue with that. When will religionnuts realize that trying to be cool by imitating something cool makes people point at you and laugh.
True story: the campus library where I work displays the newest copies of magazines and other periodicals. On occasion a cover will include women in bikinis or even (gasp) naked. I often find these editions turned backwards. Our Mormon library users are among the usual suspects...
Ankle porn pop.
...God, I wish we could just air drop Miley Cyrus right into the middle of that cluster fukk!!!
According to this logic, there are no ugly virgins.
Kids! What the hell do they know anyway? One look at little Suzy Creamcheese in her short shorts bending over to pick a cherry lollipop and these little boy’s virtues will be out the window like beer can on a road trip to Toronto.
Looks like the opening ceremony for the Douchebag Olympics.
Yay. Let the Mormon menfolk tell us ladies what to wear and how to behave. Because, you know, our delicate lady-brainz ain't developed enough to figure that shit out on our own. I especially enjoy that the youth generation is getting in on this patriarchy thing early, and using the pop muzics so it's easier for us girl-brained types to understand. Whee!
I like the lyrics especially the na na na na part.