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NerdWithNoName's avatar

That's one handy mom you have there.

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Why didn't his dead wife bother to phone the police and say where the dead kids are?

NerdWithNoName's avatar

That must make showering less effective.

suziq's avatar

Oh, of course. Don't know why it was even a question in my mind.

bill_boyles's avatar

yeah, 30 months almost to the day (not that anyone's counting) between 14 and 17.

ArmedResistant's avatar

It's Idaho. Any other state--just, any other state--and this would be a thing. Idaho, not so much.

I'm not even 80% on the state having any kind of resources available akin to ground-penetrating radar, and I'm about 100% on if they have that kind of resource, they don't have anyone trained to use it properly.

RIP Tylee and J.J.

Zyxomma's avatar

She was. She could not, however, save Dad from his fatal second heart attack, so he died several months shy of his 52nd birthday, and she became a widow at 49.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Would someone please arrest these assholes?

Leftflank's avatar

Its becoming in Austin Powers movie or any one of those types of movies where they give the bad guy(s) just enough space to escape once again. Trust them to do the right thing and to keep their word.In this case, there are 4 or 5 dead already or most likely dead and yet these two are vacationing in Hawaii.Its their 'lair' i guess.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Isn't there an old saying about not trusting a doomsday novelist with a huge, shit eatin' grin on his face?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The popo are not allowed to question across the veil without a warrant.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I wish there were some way to describe within the limitations of human expression how much that sucks.

fuflans's avatar

this this this exactly i do not know this shit.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

They either killed those poor kids, or sold them to some cultist friend.Sigh.

Maybe's avatar

Was it one of those for-profit camps or just Mormons having fun playing with their children?