General JC Christian, Patriot, points us to these sad LDS sex-rules that are doubtless responsible for making Miffed and Egg Romney such delightful humans to be around:
Somewhere around here I have a 1998 Letter to the Editor of our local paper in which a man denounces an attempt to overturn anti-sodomy laws and equates oral sex to pedophilia, bestiality and rape. I sure hope he was married <b>before</b> he wrote that letter. No, wait, I don&#039;t hope any such thing, I would not visit a fellow female with such a lifemate as that.
That&#039;s just the trick us guys use so we can get in there, after that good luck to either party with that staying still bullshit. It&#039;s the Mormon version of &#039;just the tip&#039;
I like kissing them so much, I&#039;m a regular speaker at Lesbian Conferences.
Only if that planet was shaped like a beautiful woman&#039;s mouth and was prepared to blow me forever. Otherwise, no deal.
That is definitely the win.
you bet...I&#039;m a cunning...err, you know.
Somewhere around here I have a 1998 Letter to the Editor of our local paper in which a man denounces an attempt to overturn anti-sodomy laws and equates oral sex to pedophilia, bestiality and rape. I sure hope he was married <b>before</b> he wrote that letter. No, wait, I don&#039;t hope any such thing, I would not visit a fellow female with such a lifemate as that.
I forgot what that is, and I&#039;m afraid to google it at work. Citation, please?
That&#039;s just the trick us guys use so we can get in there, after that good luck to either party with that staying still bullshit. It&#039;s the Mormon version of &#039;just the tip&#039;
Hey, hey, now - I&#039;m the progeny of Jamaicans, and I totally do that at every opportunity!
Truer than if Jeebus Himself swore to it!
When a reporter asked Ann what some of her positions were, she said &quot;I&#039;m Mormon. I just lay there&quot;.
Way late here, but rules &amp; sex? All you need is a safe word folks. Carry on!
You mean Mormons don&rsquo;t suck?
I guess Mormons are just a waste of a tongue and lips.
The just ride horses to climax.
At least you got a lot of pizza.
So <i>that&#039;s</i> why Mitt never eats anything below the muffin top.