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artem1s's avatar

Not my ilk. just facts. worked for a short time in the National offices for the UCC, don't worship with them, don't worship with anyone.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just start up a pro-gay, pro-wimmen, and/or pro-whatever-else-they-hate website.

Or a how-to-escape-the LDS site . . . that'll get results!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Put on the next flight back to Salt Lake City... that's a fellowshipment.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I couldn't afford to go to any private colleges, so I got my university education at an apostate school.

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The Quirk's avatar

The deed is its own punishment.

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The Quirk's avatar

See, I thought that minister was talking about my PROSTATE. My bad.

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artem1s's avatar

Episcopalian, American Lutheran Church, UCC. pretty large block of the Protestation nation. They do tend to be overly polite, though, and don't insist on executing everyone who doesn't want to be part of their club, unlike their bloodthirsty, bigoted brothers. ;-D

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Unless this Inquisition has a song and dance number, I'm out!

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jqheywood's avatar

Come to Wonkette for the insightful lack of comments, stay for the great poop jokes!

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bobbert's avatar

Commit a little apostasy, and they'll do it for you.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I once received a phone call from my old church asking to confirm my address and phone, or tell them what church I was transferring to (six years or so after I moved out of the area). Damn Methodists refused to believe that somebody would just stop <i>going</i> to church anymore.

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diogenez's avatar

Well, I'll NEVER get to Kolob at this rate.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Because of the love I have for you, I have become concerned about some of your recent statements and actions regarding this church and your place in it.”</i>

-- Jehovah, to the Church of Christ of Latter Day Salamanders

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schmannity's avatar

Tossed out of the church by email--telexcommunication. Progress!

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schmannity's avatar

Kate Kelly needs to be sent to a Jello mold and mayonnaise reeducation camp.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Someone needs to send those people the "I can. I'm post-Mormon" shirt.

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