Remember how back in 2012 or so the Mormons decided to be kinder gentler Mormons, and you had to endure one million of those billboards with a carefully curated racially diverse selection of Mormons? And they had to be racially diverse ads because of that whole thing where Mormons
Not my ilk. just facts. worked for a short time in the National offices for the UCC, don't worship with them, don't worship with anyone.
Episcopalian, American Lutheran Church, UCC. pretty large block of the Protestation nation. They do tend to be overly polite, though, and don't insist on executing everyone who doesn't want to be part of their club, unlike their bloodthirsty, bigoted brothers. ;-D
I once received a phone call from my old church asking to confirm my address and phone, or tell them what church I was transferring to (six years or so after I moved out of the area). Damn Methodists refused to believe that somebody would just stop <i>going</i> to church anymore.
<i>Because of the love I have for you, I have become concerned about some of your recent statements and actions regarding this church and your place in it.&rdquo;</i>
-- Jehovah, to the Church of Christ of Latter Day Salamanders
Not my ilk. just facts. worked for a short time in the National offices for the UCC, don&#039;t worship with them, don&#039;t worship with anyone.
Just start up a pro-gay, pro-wimmen, and/or pro-whatever-else-they-hate website.
Or a how-to-escape-the LDS site . . . that&#039;ll get results!
Put on the next flight back to Salt Lake City... that&#039;s a fellowshipment.
I couldn&#039;t afford to go to any private colleges, so I got my university education at an apostate school.
The deed is its own punishment.
See, I thought that minister was talking about my PROSTATE. My bad.
Episcopalian, American Lutheran Church, UCC. pretty large block of the Protestation nation. They do tend to be overly polite, though, and don&#039;t insist on executing everyone who doesn&#039;t want to be part of their club, unlike their bloodthirsty, bigoted brothers. ;-D
Unless this Inquisition has a song and dance number, I&#039;m out!
Come to Wonkette for the insightful lack of comments, stay for the great poop jokes!
Commit a little apostasy, and they&#039;ll do it for you.
I once received a phone call from my old church asking to confirm my address and phone, or tell them what church I was transferring to (six years or so after I moved out of the area). Damn Methodists refused to believe that somebody would just stop <i>going</i> to church anymore.
Well, I&#039;ll NEVER get to Kolob at this rate.
<i>Because of the love I have for you, I have become concerned about some of your recent statements and actions regarding this church and your place in it.&rdquo;</i>
-- Jehovah, to the Church of Christ of Latter Day Salamanders
Tossed out of the church by email--telexcommunication. Progress!
Kate Kelly needs to be sent to a Jello mold and mayonnaise reeducation camp.
Someone needs to send those people the &quot;I can. I&#039;m post-Mormon&quot; shirt.