Rachel Maddow brings us an update on the Republican National Committee's plans to take a free trip to Israel, paid for by the American Family Association, home of Bryan Fischer, one of the most prominent wackadoodles in rightwing media. This is sort of a perplexing choice by the RNC, given Fischer's insistence that the U.S. Constitution applies only to Christians, and immigrants to this country should be forced to convert. The AFA "solved" that problem by firing Fischer from one of his jobs Wednesday, canning him as its “director of issues analysis” and national spokesman, but keeping him on as the host of its main radio program (and more on that in a later post).
I'm not sure it's worth going to war with China over. Maybe we can subsidize a private army for Shelly. Make it tax-deductible or something.
Partial list of AFA boycott targets: 7-Eleven, Abercrombie & Fitch, American Airlines, American Girl, Blockbuster Video, Burger King, Calvin Klein, Carl's Jr., Clorox, Comcast, Crest, Ford, Hallmark Cards, Hardee's, Kmart, Kraft Foods, S. C. Johnson & Son, Movie Gallery, Microsoft, MTV, Paramount Pictures, Time Warner, Universal Studios, DreamWorks, Mary Kay, NutriSystem, Old Navy, IKEA, Sears, Pampers, Procter & Gamble, Target, Tide, Walt Disney Company, and PepsiCo.
I'm not coming back until I'm sure I won't run into Bryan Fischer. He's really a dick. And an asshole. (Can someone be both?)
Dear AFA,
Thank you for putting up with us from time to time.
-- The Jews
Republicans just can't resist the lure of a shrinking demographic.
No matter where his analysis began, he could always find the logical conclusion- the gays and/or abortion.
I'm not sure it's worth going to war with China over. Maybe we can subsidize a private army for Shelly. Make it tax-deductible or something.
In Texas it's the loud, shooty demographic.
FIFY.
Partial list of AFA boycott targets: 7-Eleven, Abercrombie & Fitch, American Airlines, American Girl, Blockbuster Video, Burger King, Calvin Klein, Carl's Jr., Clorox, Comcast, Crest, Ford, Hallmark Cards, Hardee's, Kmart, Kraft Foods, S. C. Johnson & Son, Movie Gallery, Microsoft, MTV, Paramount Pictures, Time Warner, Universal Studios, DreamWorks, Mary Kay, NutriSystem, Old Navy, IKEA, Sears, Pampers, Procter & Gamble, Target, Tide, Walt Disney Company, and PepsiCo.
I have to go shopping now.
Dear The Jews -
I'm not coming back until I'm sure I won't run into Bryan Fischer. He's really a dick. And an asshole. (Can someone be both?)
-- Jesus
Cats, I think.
In Texas it's the loud shitty demographic