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Ikimizi's avatar

Nine debates for the Repubs to tell us why the other Repubs are not presidential material, while Hillary sits back and takes notes. Great plan, guys.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nine debates doesn't leave much time for the candidates to explain how they are the most Reagan-y.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

In the upcoming season, I look forward to enjoying Lindsey Graham playing the Nosy Neighbor, Ted Cruz as the Creepy Co-worker, and Jeb Bush as the Humorless Boss.

Coming soon on FOX!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

2016 Republican Debates: The Theatre of the Absurd, or Politics for Dummies? Discuss.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

At least we'd be able to put this civil rights malarky behind us. And we could smoke on Greyhound busses again.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Lack of EKG or EEG?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bored_of_the_Rings" target="_blank">Bored of the Rings?</a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The GOP will exert more control over who gets to be in the audience than on who gets to stand on the stage. Illuminated "Applause" signs would not surprise me.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

<blockquote>Overture, curtains, lights, This is it, the night of nights No more rehearsing or hiding the facts The party we have totes hijacked!

Overture, curtains, lights This is it, you'll hit the heights And oh what lies we'll tell Dragging 'Murica to Hell!</blockquote>

with apologies to Bugs Bunny ....

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