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The privacy of the American people is really a Bush family value, huh?

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Is there a jebbushsnapchat com? Actually, I hope there isn't.

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And don't even ask about his GeoCities page.

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eGovernor? More like eDiot

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I don't understand why the Bush league even thought it would be a great way to start the campaign by posting old emails. Honestly, how long has it been since the guy was governor? I guess if somebody else has your best website locked up, and all you amazing smart techie wonderkinds can come up with is jebbushemails, then you put emails on it. Great start, dude! Here's hoping you keep up that level of focus and intensity, and rank stupidity, "the smart one."

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Jeb, the Porcine Bush. Actually, pigs are supposedly quite smart. Maybe Jeb, the Capybara Bush would work.

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How long until the general public starts to ridicule him for boasting about being the email savvy candidate in 2015? isn't that <strike>a little</strike> a whole lot like Poppy being fascinated with label scanning technology that has been around for decades? Srsly Jeb, most of us have been using email since about 1995. Like THREE F*CKING DECADES. What an ultra maroon.

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I'm pretty sure that if I sent in an FOIA request for "All emails involving Jeb Bush and any constituent as sender and addressee", I would get a polite reply telling me to push off.

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JebbuShemales.com? I know I misspell that one all the time.

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As soon as I figure out my gotbush.com dating site joke, I'm on it.

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