Rachel Maddow Show led off Friday's show with an unforgettable look at Cindy Jacobs, the self-proclaimed Texas prophet who God regularly warns about any number of tragedies -- mass shootings, political coups, and so on -- which she then prevents or at least reduces the severity of through the power of prayer. Wonkette readers may recall that Ms. Jacobs successfully headed off an
America is strong and (largely) tolerant and (largely) welcoming. The stock market is up. Employment is up. Every important social metric is improving; e.g. crime, family stability, even abortion rate. If this is punishment from God, I say bring it on.
My little toenail is kinda crinkly, and I think looks like Bobby Jindal. The significance of this to me is overwhelming. Should I use this power for Good, or just change admission for the Pilgrims to gaze in awe?
No, no, no, no, no, Bobby - that's not how it works. You don't get to hold your Crazyfest 2016 and then, when you see yourself being mercilessly mocked by Rachel Maddow on live teevee, try to pretend the Crazyfest isn't what it explicitly is. You dealt yourself this hand, so suck it up and play it.
It's been my observation that these folks may have a direct pipeline to God - but they still ask mortals down here on earth for cash donations.
I'm unclear why we have hospitals and doctors and undertakers when we have Cindy Jacobs.
The end is near when the fate of the nation depends on a Texas Pentecostal.
America is strong and (largely) tolerant and (largely) welcoming. The stock market is up. Employment is up. Every important social metric is improving; e.g. crime, family stability, even abortion rate. If this is punishment from God, I say bring it on.
Like Cindy Jacobs, I should lose a few pounds. Can you take care of that for me? Thanks in advance.
My little toenail is kinda crinkly, and I think looks like Bobby Jindal. The significance of this to me is overwhelming. Should I use this power for Good, or just change admission for the Pilgrims to gaze in awe?
What? <i>Me</i> worry?
<i>Cindy Jacobs, the self-proclaimed Texas prophet who God regularly warns about any number of tragedies...</i>
Thank doG He hasn&#039;t warned her of the possibility of a Jindall Presidency.
No, no, no, no, no, Bobby - that&#039;s not how it works. You don&#039;t get to hold your Crazyfest 2016 and then, when you see yourself being mercilessly mocked by Rachel Maddow on live teevee, try to pretend the Crazyfest isn&#039;t what it explicitly is. You dealt yourself this hand, so suck it up and play it.
We need a Charlie Hebdo for this country.
It&#039;s been my observation that these folks may have a direct pipeline to God - but they still ask mortals down here on earth for cash donations.
I don&#039;t know about the nutty profit lady but someone definitely needs to write a book about Bobby Jindal&#039;s 50 Shades of Tan.