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We have a wInner!

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That must be when Cheney jumped the shark.

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How can you expect anyone else to believe your lies if you don't?

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Maybe they should have tortured the guy who wrote "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the U.S." since he seemed to have accurate, actionable intelligence.

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Remind me again. What's the I in CIA stand for?

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and yet there are millions of Americans that are convinced that what we did wasn't torture, that EIT worked and got us actionable intel and that yesterday's Senate report was just partisan mudslinging from Demoncrats who hate Murica. Behold the power of Fox and the RW echochamber and the efficacy of preying upon the primal fear of stupid people.

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Why does that make me think of <a href="https:\/\/www.google.cz\/url\?sa=t&amp\;source=web&amp\;rct=j&amp\;ei=OISIVLHdDoe4OJmBgbgF&amp\;url=http:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Qt0GNoEvV2Q&amp\;ved=0CCEQtwIwAA&amp\;usg=AFQjCNHR1mskgotyhM0_joK4iMAyOVvuBg&amp\;sig2=vUw1zQk-0z9ykH2CGVOzZw" target="_blank"> this</a>?

Edited/fixed linkie, I think

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Plus, the shark was horrified at the prospect.

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WWJW? Who would Jesus waterboard?

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To include Dick himself, yes.

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Dumbya was the amateur-in-chief: a privileged nimrod who'd never even traveled outside the frickin' US prior to his election.

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Am I the only one who immediately leapt to the conclusion that the "secret identity" the CIA gave Nosenko was Kelsey Grammer's dad?

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And when people ask me why I don't want to do intelligence instead of data analysis, I just point them toward this. The CIA are a bunch of ring-and-run frat boys who somehow manage to end up paying for the pizzas they send to the rival football team. Not just evil, but <i>incompetent</i> evil.

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