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Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>starting with Rand Paul’s bizarre comments on seeing perfectly normal children turning into mentally damaged zombies after getting vaccinated.</blockquote> I was vaccinated, and now <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tRBz2VbSN8g" target="_blank">there's someone in my head but it's not me.</a>

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malsperanza's avatar

There's a vaccine for that.

But it's linked to hard drive failure.

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malsperanza's avatar

I did not say the W administration caused two wars, just that they were temporally related – I did not allege causation.

I did not say Republican policies caused the Wall Street crash, just that they were temporally related – I did not allege causation.

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malsperanza's avatar

And that "known unknowns" thing from Rumsfeld. That's a classic.

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chascates's avatar

Rand Paul got a hep vaccine yesterday to prove how brave he is.

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Rand Paul got a hep vaccine yesterday to prove how brave he is.

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Rand Paul got a hep vaccine yesterday to prove how brave he is.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, that's what's going on then. I was assuming they were just trolling at this point, because nobody could be so willfully ignorant and yet so stubborn in their easily-disproven convictions.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>I did not say vaccines caused disorders, just that they were temporally related – I did not allege causation.</i>

Hey, this is a fun game!

I did not say <strike>electing</strike> appointing Dubya caused war and economic collapse, just that they were temporally related -- I did not allege causation.

I did not say small penis size causes gun ownership, just that they are temporally related -- I did not allege causation.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I did not say that taking Rand Paul seriously demonstrates brain damage. That's just, like, your opinion, man.

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schmannity's avatar

Pro choice for me, but not for thee.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I hearby declare that the "Conservative" party shall be renamed the <strong>"REGRESSIVE"</strong> party from here on forth! This is to recognize their unbearable ignorance of facts, science and inability to build a fire for warmth.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

On the topic of measles, the market has spoken: it's gone viral!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That's right up there with "not intended to be a factual statement" in the doubletalk hall of fame.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Funny, I woke up this morning and swore this was the 21st Century...

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fuflans's avatar

i have been looking for a riposte to 'the democrat party' for a long time. and rethuglican has never done it.

this is perfect.

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