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A lonely little kitchen stove on skis. <a href="http://www.oocities.org/flu..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.oocities.org/fluffipuff/day054.jpg">http://www.oocities.org/flu...

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No, <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0092546\/" target="_blank">Amazonans.</a>

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I humbly request a Mulligan on this Dok, based on the fact that I have been living out beyond the fringe of civilization for the past three decades. All of my nerd friends are chipmunks, and they don't have broadband.

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No, actually they had/have a breeding program. Now you know what those so-called "alien"* abductions are all about.

*Alien <--> Aryan?

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Nope, the word in question is <i>on</i>.

But if you believe there's nothing up his sleeve then nothing is cool.

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That's some more, 'eh?

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I said "not tonight, Honey, I've got a haddock".

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Mike lives on the moon. Or he used to.

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Let's test that theory by sending Newt Gingrich to Jupiter.

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Not the <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/sports\/baseball\/royals-tv-announcer-thinks-moon-planet-article-1.1792050" target="_blank">first time</a> someone made that mistake on the air.

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or esp. that "lies from the pit of hell" dude

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No - it's a TRAP!

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This is not a matter of science. If you can plant a flag on it and play golf on it, it's a planet.

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Isaac Mizrahi, however, it totally a star.

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Thanks, Eel be here all week. Try the shrimp and remember to tip your servers!

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Lunaghazi!!!1!!11!

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