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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Basketballs are the closest color match, though harder to ship.

Obviously, Boehner will cry when Wilson floats away.

Send Boehner balls so he'll call a vote to shut down the government. Erickson's plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They really should have sent chickpeas, for accuracy.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I don't find that having balls helps me make smart decisions.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Balls are not what Boehner most obviously lacks, but brains are harder to package, and in definite short supply among the mouth-breathers who watch Erick, son of Erick, bloviate on the teevee machine.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It's that time of year! (Off to Youtube I go)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

ISWYDT

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I’m not saying right wing assholes are completely predictable but…

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Abbie Normal's isn't being used right now.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♪♪♪ ♫<i>All the hoohaws I'd be ticklin' While my brain is fully picklin' If I only had some balls.</i> ♪♪♪ ♫

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Joshua Norton's avatar

OT: Do we still do "furries" snark? 'Cause Mika provides some pretty outstanding, albeit it unintentional, comedy gold on that particular subject:

<a href="http:\/\/www.addictinginfo.org\/2014\/12\/08\/this-story-made-mika-brzezinski-meltdown-and-flee-the-set-of-morning-joe-video\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/08/this-stor...">http://www.addictinginfo.or...

(For all you noobs, "Furries" and "trucknutz" references were a Wonkette staple and an unending source of hilarity a few years back.)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Lindsay Graham is bitter. John Boehner won't even <i>begin</i> to appreciate his desk being covered with balls. It is a total waste of symbolic testicles!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Boner want to show some balls, he should just come out and call these people what they are: morons.

(He won't, which pretty much proves their point.)

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