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Warning: bring waterproof dancing shoes.

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I'll see his John Edwards, and raise him . . . I dunno, Michael Flynn? Paul Manafort? Michael Cohen? Roger Stone? George Papadopolous? Rick Gates? Or just about anyone who has served in this monstrous administration's cabinet and is now disgraced?

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And while they're at it, they can add two district or circuit court seats for every court appointee by tRump.

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Four.

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It suspect it will be easier to cultivate Democrats in "flyover country" if you don't call them backwards, poorly educated, etc. I live in a "rural wasteland." When I hear progressives talk about my home like this, it makes it harder to justify to my neighbors why they should be voting for Democrats.

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#MoscowMitchIsPutinsBitch

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hey, can you tone it down a little?

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you can say "fuck" here. fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

see? no deletion or ass-chewing!

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alpacas!

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Unlike other Senate Republicans he has a shell into which he can retract his chinless head.

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Biden: If Elected President, I’ll Let Mitch McConnell Block Everything "Joe Biden, touring Iowa, told reporters, in so many words, that his plan is to have an ineffectual, failed presidency. Or, as Biden put it more pithily, “Ending the filibuster is a very dangerous move.”

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Buying Alaska was baked.

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i'm kinda fond of mr durbin. he's goofy and kinda quiet (by, say, lindsey standards) but has an odd aura of sweet power.

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